Well, then he can add more spots to that things she’s wearing.
8
Oh the horror….
9
…if it was a woke restaurant and the coloring book was meant for kids, it was probably perverted as HELL.
…see DC Comics for further details.
8
Shouldn’t have requested the booster chair.
29
(In a deep voice)
“Hey, baby!
Why don’t you let me….fill in between your lines?”
2
Did he color inside the lines?
Looks like he has a large role to fill.
6
He could have ordered off of the kid’s menu, saved him some bucks, and impressed his date.
This better be a story from Canada, if it’s an American writer, he/she deserves a beating. It’s color, valor, behavior, and harbor…….. not colour, valour, behaviour, and harbour, get it right.
5
That’s funny even if it’s not PC for me to say so.
17
This could have gone WAY off the rails if he ran with it and had his date take him to the ladies room to change his diaper…
9
Well the booster seat threw off the waiter…
6
Now there’s a girl who knows how to properly toss a dwarf….
13
If he had a cool name, like Thorin, this would never have happened.
A beard and battle-ax would be nice, too.
14
I avoided this issue by just friend zoning MY little guys. No dates, no prob!
*sings*
Some…day my full-sized non-stumpy leg and very rich prince will come,
Then…we’ll move to a trailer in LA when I get him kicked out of the royal family and he’ll try to get me voice-over work which would be weird because I’m already a cartoon…”
20
O.K., that was funny as hell.
6
Heh.
Snow THINKS she friend zoned us, but she was asleep on her back a LONG time before Prince Generic showed up.
And let’s just say that the baby that popped out REAL soon afer the Royal Nuptials may be a bit vertically challenged for some reason…
8
“James Lusted”. His name alone is funny. It looks as if James Lusted lusted after busty blondes.
6
Good thing he doesn’t have a short temper!
12
The Lollipop Guild declined to comment.
8
Will this be featured on TLC’s Little People program with Randy Newman singing Short People as the background music?
4
Her boobs are bigger than he is. He’s got a leering look on his face that says “Those gazoombas are mine, all mine.”
6
You’ve got to admit, it’s a ‘little’ funny.
6
…I’ve known two people in my life that had actual dwarfism (three, if you count the guy that apparently hung around Perkins every day around 2AM in the ’90s so he could challenge anyone currently in the restaurant to a fight), and if we’re talking about DWARVES and not MIDGETS (no, those are not the same thing) then you wouldn’t mistake one for a child despite their size unless you didn’t actually look at them.
Dwarves are not proprtional for one thing. Generally speaking things get smaller the further down you look (no, I don’t know about THAT thing), but they tend to have particularly disproportinate heads and usually pretty meaty arms along with a bigger chest as compared to a regular person’s proportions. The thing that always jumps out at me is there seems to be a wider set to their eyes (look at the picture above), and a very NOT baby face with an often protuberent forehead. There’s other cues too and THIS guy seems to be losing his hair as well, so I’m gonna go with the wait staff was either too buried in a phone to look at a customer, or was simply having a joke at his expense.
But given modern stupidity and modern aesthetics, who WANTS to look at other people now, so maybe there’s that…
2
…also, quick question;
…just how “Romantic” is the restaurant if they hand out crayons?
Pro tip: “Shoney’s” does NOT qualify as “Romantic”.
2
Like the old saying: “When they’re nose-to-nose, his toes are in it, and when they’re toes-to-toes, his nose is in it.”
7
Tony R
JANUARY 8, 2023 AT 5:03 PM
*****
LOL verified.
Literally.
Thread over.
Internet won.
2
If he would wear glasses maybe, then he could pass as Anthony Fauci.
2
Son of a bitch! I’ve been looking for that little bastard ever since he escaped hinden inside my bag of toys three Christmases’ ago. Rudolf, get the other Rein Deer ready, were going to Wales…
3
Look on his face says the cat just caught the canary.
3
I get coloring books at restaurants too.🥴
2
Rumor has it he likes to sniff her hair.
3
Girls want guys that are tall, rich or well hung.
He’s not tall.
They’re eating at Shoney’s, so he’s not rich.
…
Well, then he can add more spots to that things she’s wearing.
Oh the horror….
…if it was a woke restaurant and the coloring book was meant for kids, it was probably perverted as HELL.
…see DC Comics for further details.
Shouldn’t have requested the booster chair.
(In a deep voice)
“Hey, baby!
Why don’t you let me….fill in between your lines?”
Did he color inside the lines?
Looks like he has a large role to fill.
He could have ordered off of the kid’s menu, saved him some bucks, and impressed his date.
This better be a story from Canada, if it’s an American writer, he/she deserves a beating. It’s color, valor, behavior, and harbor…….. not colour, valour, behaviour, and harbour, get it right.
That’s funny even if it’s not PC for me to say so.
This could have gone WAY off the rails if he ran with it and had his date take him to the ladies room to change his diaper…
Well the booster seat threw off the waiter…
Now there’s a girl who knows how to properly toss a dwarf….
If he had a cool name, like Thorin, this would never have happened.
A beard and battle-ax would be nice, too.
I avoided this issue by just friend zoning MY little guys. No dates, no prob!
*sings*
Some…day my full-sized non-stumpy leg and very rich prince will come,
Then…we’ll move to a trailer in LA when I get him kicked out of the royal family and he’ll try to get me voice-over work which would be weird because I’m already a cartoon…”
O.K., that was funny as hell.
Heh.
Snow THINKS she friend zoned us, but she was asleep on her back a LONG time before Prince Generic showed up.
And let’s just say that the baby that popped out REAL soon afer the Royal Nuptials may be a bit vertically challenged for some reason…
“James Lusted”. His name alone is funny. It looks as if James Lusted lusted after busty blondes.
Good thing he doesn’t have a short temper!
The Lollipop Guild declined to comment.
Will this be featured on TLC’s Little People program with Randy Newman singing Short People as the background music?
Her boobs are bigger than he is. He’s got a leering look on his face that says “Those gazoombas are mine, all mine.”
You’ve got to admit, it’s a ‘little’ funny.
…I’ve known two people in my life that had actual dwarfism (three, if you count the guy that apparently hung around Perkins every day around 2AM in the ’90s so he could challenge anyone currently in the restaurant to a fight), and if we’re talking about DWARVES and not MIDGETS (no, those are not the same thing) then you wouldn’t mistake one for a child despite their size unless you didn’t actually look at them.
Dwarves are not proprtional for one thing. Generally speaking things get smaller the further down you look (no, I don’t know about THAT thing), but they tend to have particularly disproportinate heads and usually pretty meaty arms along with a bigger chest as compared to a regular person’s proportions. The thing that always jumps out at me is there seems to be a wider set to their eyes (look at the picture above), and a very NOT baby face with an often protuberent forehead. There’s other cues too and THIS guy seems to be losing his hair as well, so I’m gonna go with the wait staff was either too buried in a phone to look at a customer, or was simply having a joke at his expense.
But given modern stupidity and modern aesthetics, who WANTS to look at other people now, so maybe there’s that…
…also, quick question;
…just how “Romantic” is the restaurant if they hand out crayons?
Pro tip: “Shoney’s” does NOT qualify as “Romantic”.
Like the old saying: “When they’re nose-to-nose, his toes are in it, and when they’re toes-to-toes, his nose is in it.”
Tony R
JANUARY 8, 2023 AT 5:03 PM
*****
LOL verified.
Literally.
Thread over.
Internet won.
If he would wear glasses maybe, then he could pass as Anthony Fauci.
Son of a bitch! I’ve been looking for that little bastard ever since he escaped hinden inside my bag of toys three Christmases’ ago. Rudolf, get the other Rein Deer ready, were going to Wales…
Look on his face says the cat just caught the canary.
I get coloring books at restaurants too.🥴
Rumor has it he likes to sniff her hair.
Girls want guys that are tall, rich or well hung.
He’s not tall.
They’re eating at Shoney’s, so he’s not rich.
…