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Will someone please check the internet?
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Been around for a while and most recent at https: // www. barnhardt.biz (close it up). She has more to follow below…
Still and XY Chromosome match
Puke, flush the toilet, and move on….
Got a point there.
And they BOTH look like an aged version of The Cowardly Lion (Wizard of Oz, 1939).
Coincidence? We report, you decide.
Dick Levine before he dicks you.
FFS, why?
Off to find my eye bleach.
@President Elect etc. — Heh! Good catch! Maybe the love child of Bert Lahr and Margaret Hamilton?
Megan’s, Harry Markle, Batman!
That’s uncanny!
Slightly OT
A foursome of men waited to tee off, while a ladies’ foursome was hitting in front of them…..taking their sweet time.
When the final lady was ready to hit her ball, she hacked it 10 feet. Then she went over & missed it completely. Then she hacked it another 10 feet…..and finally hacked it another 5 feet.
She looked up at the patiently waiting men and said apologetically, “Well I guess all those f***ing lessons I took over the winter didn’t help my game”.
One of the men responded: “Well, there you have it! You should have taken golf lessons instead.”
He never even had a chance to duck. He was only 43….
Yeah, thanks … that’s like having the pukes and diarrhea at the same time.
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
Got to be the same person. No two triplechins in the world look exactly the same.
That’s the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time.
Thank you.
But it was so obvious I am pissed at myself for not thinking of it myself.
@J6
I retired on Friday. Interviewing with the local country club for part time gig on Wednesday.
Can I steal your joke?
PHenry, I hope you do!
PHenry, I forgot to add, CONGRATULATIONS on retirement!
‘Mitch, the flaky bitch’
Retirement. Hmmm. It’s fun.
Because you waited to beg for Medicare until you are 68 years old and didn’t register at 65 there will be a 10% penalty.
Nope. No thank you card for not drawing on the government dole. A fucking penalty.
This is going to be great.
You confiscated my dough since I was 15 and now you penalize me because I had employer provided health insurance until I was 68?
Well, rat fucking and pig piling me by government shouldn’t be a surprise to me.
This happened today. Am I steamed? Yes. Surprised? Not really.
10% you say
What a coincidence! Just like the Big Guy’s cut!