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Seems like it’s “first and TON, from the 300 pound yard line.”
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😳 Are trying to cause an earthquake with flailing that flab about?! That is grotesque.
These oinkers are trying to put the buff into buffarlla.
I showed that video to my husband. He looked at it with horror 🤢 and asked, “Where IS that?!” I told him, “Fur posted it.”. He answered, “Of course he did.”. 😂 Poor man; it was mean of me to show him at 0630 hrs while he’s trying to enjoy his coffee.
Sorry, can’t watch, just ate.
Legend has it, they are still wheezing and out of breath to this day.
The standards of beauty haven’t really changed. They are just trying to convince us that they have. And that a man can be a beautiful woman. Good luck with that – you can push the idea but nobody is buying it.
That said, different cultures have different beauty standards. And I have seen first-hand certain cultures’ obsession with ‘baby got back’. 🙂
We built this cheer line …
We built this cheer line on Rocky Road
Built this cheer line
We built this cheer line on
Rocky Road .. WHOAH!!!
(Refrain)
Spumoni built the ass spread
Assisted by some oleol
You best believe it now
We built this cheer line
We built this cheer line
On Rocky ROAD .. HO!
There is zero chance that I’m going to click play on that video.
When I was growing up the cheat squad was comprised of girls who represented a commitment to academic excellence, poise, charm and physical fitness. They represented the school at almost all civic and sporting events. Some were fairly plain looking, but their overall demeanor made them attractive and enjoyable to be around.
These days, it isn’t just that they are fat and ugly, they are uncoordinated beasts that wallow around on the field making a mockery of what it means to strive for excellence. They are unaccomplished, no self esteem, self hating, nasty, and verbally abusive creatures who wouldn’t know what it means to put effort into anything other than being in lock step with the current thing.
It’s no different than destroying classical architecture, art and monuments and replacing it with fucking garbage that is either utilitarian or meant to offend the senses.
The “Hogettes?”
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
Just imagine the Swamp Ass after that performance!
Hoo boy… grab a bucket!
big deposit required on the forklifts the “husbands” will use to get them over the threshold. maybe paint yourselves grey, try to hook up with something at the zoo.
How many twenty somethings (or anybody) can dance like that for as long as they do? I know I can’t.
The left destroys everything it touches and especially institutions it gets its hooks into. That is universal and absolute. They are to be despised and shunned. If they decamp from some shithole they have destroyed, like Seattle or Portland, and move to your rural town, don’t make them feel welcome. Shun them, do not make them feel welcome, and at all costs do not let them take over the school board.
They are rotten, nasty, avaricious, destructive beasts best avoided.
Should have seen this coming when they quit having standards for stewardessess.
Looks like they walked through a spider web. I reckon that’s how I look when it happens to me.
Hey, at least they’re moving, other than getting off the couch to go to the refrigerator. At least during a game.
I guess they left their feedbags in the stands…
My thought … if they do this for 1/2 day, they might start to lose weight, feel better and want to keep the lard off!
At least if they keep from eating 23.5 hours for the rest of the day!
Eye bleach Pease!
get body-double jobs with lizzo
Someone on twitter called this SWEATING WITH THE SHANIQUAS! A new workout video.
Disgusting mountains of useless flesh. Bet they are charged extra on their monthly sewage fees.
seismographs across the world have just recorded a flab quake.
I didn’t know Jenny Craig University had a football team…
Golden Corral has permanently banned them all from their all you can eat buffets.
Cheerleaders that are also tackle dummies – a novel and budget-conscious move indeed.
Late 3rd Quarter, running back goes 92 yards for touchdown.
RB – “I need oxygen. Where are the masks?”
Asst. Coach – Fat ass cheer line took all of them at half-time.
Side note – Dammit Lennie…have had “Built This City” stuck in my head for over two hours. I hate that song! Thanks jerk…LOL I kid, I kid. Lyrics gave me a good chuckle though.
Those ladies ought to be embarrassed for dressing up like that and even trying that routine, but they probably are not.
The appeal is to a specific demographic.
That’s a whole lot of shaking going on.
In the ghettoooooooooo!
Actually… I’m impressed.
thought it was tone loc with “baby got back” but i was wrong
Boston Whalers!
Holy shit but those are some butt ugly, lard assed, ghetto sows. Surprised they didn’t crack the stadium foundations with that routine.
Left Coast Dan
AT 9:33 AM
“The standards of beauty haven’t really changed. They are just trying to convince us that they have.”
So was Reubens trying to change beauty standards, or just trolling us with stuff like this?
https://collectionapi.metmuseum.org/api/collection/v1/iiif/437535/794970/main-image
I had that infamous Dallas cheerleader poster on my wall. That lead brunette had me under her spell. Ahh, youth
What can I say? I’m an influencer!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfeNGYa5-d8
Them gurlz is juicy! Shake it baby!
Guessing there won’t be any athletic or pyramid spots
Ted Nougat AT 12:15 PM
“The appeal is to a specific SEISmographic.”
There. Fixed it for ya.
Ho-Leee Shit!
I didn’t know that hippos could gyrate like that.
Ya know y’all are perfect. Keep throwing’ those stones. Feel better about yourself now?
That performance was definitely ground breaking and earth shattering. Not in it’s uniqueness, but in the sheer tonnage hitting the ground.
Sumo wrestling looking for a few good…um…(glances back at video) … women
does the term “dignified” register?
In related news 10,000 spectators died when the stadium seating collapsed in a epic earthquake. The Chief of Emergency Management stated many more will killed in a subsequent stampede of massive water buffaloes…
We still have these cheers at FSU.
https://youtu.be/pPg5teqAANs
^^^ Looks like a Daisey Dukes of Hazzard tryout
And the Butt Sisters
Big-bop baby
Big-bop baby
Big-bop baby
She’s ain’t the cow for me
Dum-de-dum-dum
Dum-de-dum-dum
She got plenty of flab, takes up plenty of space
And when we dance she really slams my face
My love for her ain’t tender or sweet
My head starts achin’ ev’ry time we meet
Big-bop baby, still in her teens
Just as fat as she can be
Big-bop baby in her huge blue jeans
She’s ain’t the cow for me
Nope, she ain’t the cow for me
Dum-de-dum-dum.
Dum-de-dum-dum
Dum-de-dum-dum!
bordens may be looking for dairy cows….
…big dilemma ’bout my big-leg emma – f. zappa
So my doctor will stop telling me I need to lose 20 pounds now?
What’s their carbon footprint and where are they fall on the Richter Scale.
@CJ
The sheer awfulness of the song is what makes it a great song to parody
Just to keep that good Starship vibe going, lets target Lizzo
We built this Lizzo
We built this Lizzo on Rocky Road
Built this Lizzo
We built this Lizzo on Rocky Road