Zero Hedge
The operations manager for the American Meteor Society, Mike Hankey, believes a metallic object that crashed through the roof of a Hopewell Township, New Jersey, home on Monday is a meteorite.
“This is most certainly a meteorite, and there are likely more meteorite fragments now scattered around the town,” Hankey said in a statement on the Hopewell Township’s Facebook page.
Hopewell Township announced in a press release that the metallic object is 4 inches by 6 inches.
“It penetrated the roof, the ceiling, and then impacted the hardwood floor before coming to a rest,” the town said. read more
“It penetrated the roof, the ceiling, and then impacted the hardwood floor before coming to a rest,”
I wish HE could penetrate in the bedroom like that!
So, honey, why does THIS “meteorite fragment” have BATTERIES?
“Mr. Hankey”….. poor sod.
Wait… “Mr. Hankey”?
Mr. Hankey’s insurance company ruled that the meteor strike did not qualify as a “Sweet Meteor Of Death” reimbursable under his plan. Upon hearing that news, a tearful Hankey was seen reaching for a box of Kleenex while he talked to reporters. A competing tissue company publicly cried foul on their Twitter page over the obvious plug for Kleenex which they figured had to have been staged with Mr. Hankey.
https://youtu.be/21EA2F3Y8Lk
Damn, I missed!