At least she’s a real woman. I think.
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A natural look is much more attractive. I bet she’s a high maintenance nut case.
Very first thought? Gunite.
Second thought? Glad I muted the audio.
Maintenance level: Uncharted
Ghost of Christmas Past?
What happened to truth in advertising? Although I have a cousin that shaves her eyebrows and wears black lipstick; the eyebrow thing freaks me out.
I remember a photo of the beautiful Audrey Hepburn, without makeup, holding a dying child, saving starving kids being a fervent cause of hers.
No vanity, no narcissism on display. Only love.
That’s sexy to me.
I would never go near a woman that would place THAt MUCH MAKEUP ON. PERIOD. END.
Very Tammy Faye Baker if you ask me.
well let’s tell the truth here. Without her makeup, she looks like she died a couple of days ago. With her makeup she is somewhat presentable. Not my type as I don’t care for women that wear a lot of makeup. In her case, makeup is the only chance that poor thing has.
Haw haw haw… gunite… yeah. Good one. Now for a ha ha back… why does she wear makeup and perfume? Because she’s ugly and she stinks.
She? needs to get outside and get some sun for real color.
Uncle Al, I muted after three seconds. That was three seconds too slow!
SI wants her for the cover of a future swimsuit edition
She’s wearing such a heavy load of ‘amendments’ that even if you squint hard, (and many down a couple shots), you could be looking at the most glamorous First Lady Evah. Mooch the Magnificent!
So let that be a warning about just how scary the beast that can lurk beneath !
Montana governor signs Bill banning Tik Tok, very smart.
She’s got a face primer on that’s why she looks like a zombie. So many steps! So much time! She has skills though.
Contouring and blending and more contouring…so many products. Don’t kiss her you’ll ruin her face. Wait till she has a hot flash, a muddy river is going to flow off her face!
Who has the time for this shit 🤔
I’m lucky to get to work on time taking care of my four legged kids before work 🙂 😺
My routine:
Woke up, fell out of bed
Dragged a comb across my head
Found my way downstairs and drank a cup
And looking up, I noticed I was late
Found my coat and grabbed my hat
Made the bus in seconds flat…
~ some British hippies
Or you can get some sun and go au naturel
of she steeped into the sun she would burst into flames
My husband says he prefers the natural look. The women he ogles and wags his tail over are all using the shotcrete method of make up application. Does this much make up ever crack and fall off?
Does this woman ever quit flapping her jaw, talk about a motormouth. Tsunami, Tammy Fay Baker was in her own class for applying industrial strength makeup. My wife very rarely if ever used makeup, outside of our wedding I don’t think she hardly ever made herself up. She was naturally a very good-looking woman and didn’t need or want to adorn herself. And I preferred her that way.
Why’d she do up her mouth to look like a baboon’s ass?
Mmmmm … baboon’s ass …
I wanna see what she looks like after forgetting to hose down her face, then sleeping in that junk.
Her pillow probably looks like a crime scene.
painted city women
Dance Hall Girls
“they’ll give you their bodies,
but you’;ll never reach their minds
they’ll fill you up with lipstick lies…”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5I06XXTliU
(Baltimore, Canada)
You can makeup this shit….
She’s a pretty lady, she doesn’t need all that. It would be a shock the morning after….maybe a little like this episode of In Living Color
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qrm6bdOfSx8
Went to Lowe’s late last week to get something. As I approached the registers, I wondered if there would be any with real live people or if they had switched totally to self-checkout.
I spotted a register with a person running it. I headed towards it and as I got closer, I saw that this person was dressed “differently” but I didn’t put the whole thing together until I looked at this dude and he was wearing lipstick.
As I walked out, I wondered how things went in their break room. I’d not be a happy camper if I worked there. My next thought was that the guy was a plant. Trying to gin up a lawsuit, get some press, etc.
Just remember this video next time you see models and actresses in public.
Too much work!!
Too much money. That makeup is expensive and she uses a lot!
She just had about $800+ worth of cosmetics in her hands.
Plus she colors her hair.
But, she is a woman.
For me, brush the uncolored hair, mascara & a bit of lash as mine are so blonde you can’t see them and some liner at the corners.
2 min and out!!
Not even with Brad’s d*ck. Lookin out for ya there buddy.
What a great ad for Preparation H
@Beachmom
I finally got sick of makeup companies developing something I would like, and then discontinuing it.
I’ve narrowed down my “makeup routine” to Chapstick.
Cheap, effective and easy to pack.
not just who has time for all that but how much does all that face spackle cost?
my good deed for the day 🙂
if you have a favorite (expensive) moisturizer cream & want to get your money’s worth apply witch hazel to your face/neck/arms first, you won’t need as much cream, it helps spread a whole lot easier, & dries quick too
It’s interesting to quickly move the slide bar back and forth to see the transformation.
But not THAT interesting.
there’s enough foundation on her to build a skyscraper
A cowgirl and her horse would be cheaper.
It would be so much easier to just use a paper bag.
My wife works at a makeup counter & does that to women all the time, but she seldom wears makeup. And I prefer it that way.
Eleanor often says, “I’m feeling more of a matte vibe.”
She was putting on makeup to go to dinner with her parents. Unfortunately, by the time she was ready to go, the restaurant had closed for the night, and her parents had gone to bed.
This is why men should take a girl to the pool on the first date. He will eventually at end of the day see what she looks like without makeup.
Seaoh – there’s enough foundation on her to build a skyscraper
That’s why they call her boyfriend the Pile Driver!
There are so many toxic chemicals in those products, but they accumulate in your system over time so you don’t notice it right away. Serious health effects later on. All for vanity.
Sitting around in college years ago, discussing overly made up girls w/a bunch of guys and girls. The guys were of the consensus that the natural look was better. Then, one of the fellows said, “Look at Annie. She looks great. I bet if she wore just a little bit of makeup, she’d be Hot.”
Umm… I WAS wearing a little bit of makeup. I’m still not sure if that was a compliment or a confirmation of my limit of hotness. But it still makes me laugh.
put on your face & let’s join the race – edward brynes
Jake Sullivan teaching his guest, before kicking him out?
byrnes, she-it…
I’ve seen circus clowns that wore less makeup.
Trowel maybe, but I’m pretty sure I saw her in Spatula City!
The Spatula City and the Barnacle Bros. parody commercials on Rush’s program were 2 of the best fake commercials ever.
She failed to name Bond-O.
Makes me think of a tortilla with nothing on it for some reason…