Chris Christie vowed to show everyone how it’s done, how you fight Trump. You fight Trump by being Trump.
So, after Trump threw a few zingers Christie’s way about his weight, Christie engaged his plan and will apparently propel himself to the presidency by saying to Trump-
“He should take a look in the mirror.”
Devastating.
My question is, with a standard sized mirror, say, three feet wide, how far back does Christie have to stand before the boundaries of his girth is revealed? And can he see from that distance?
Chris Christie is so fat when he got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”
Chris Christie is so fat that when he went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, “We are family, even though you’re fatter than me.”
Chris Christie is so fat when God said, “Let there be light,” he asked the fat bastard to move out of the way.
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Might describe Christie as pugnacious, but that kind of response sounds more like low energy Jeb! with the thyroid kinda hanging in there as a possible cause for both the weight and the lameness of the response. ‘I’m rubber, you’re glue’ kind of nonsense.
To this state we are reduced. Name calling about weight from the ‘leading contenders’ for preezy of the United States of America.
Christie so fat, he puts mayonnaise on aspirin…
25 years ago my fav radio guy said; “- elected LBJ in 64, Clinton in ‘92,96. _ Republicans are Democrats!”.
Since he is gone I will add to his list, _ Republicans elected BHO ‘0812, Joe’20. tried Clinton in ’16 but failed!”
Christie is a – Republican working to elect a Democrat in ’24.
If you listened to El Rusbo you knowhow to fill in the blanks.
If you have been into politics the last 11 years and con not fill in the blanks; I question your G2.
Chris….I cant see. you’re in the way…
Kinda of ironic this fat pig is the guy the RNC picked to help Trump in his debate prep for Biden. The RNC is already “fixing” the debates. Trump should avoid them and hold rallies those nights.
I’m sure Christie will weigh in on any negative remarks.
Christie is both jealous and an attention whore.
He’s also using the platform of running for office to get air time to try to bash trump.
But like leftists can’t meme, Christie can’t Trump.
What’s worse,
The Pillsbury Dough Boy is Christie’s political roll model!
His doctor had been diagnosing him for YEARS with long-term, disfiguring and acute Constipation, but nothing ever came out.
Now he is considering actually running for office but he can no longer see nor reach to tie his jogging shoe laces.
Even worse, he used to be indecisive on major political issues, but now, he’s not so sure!
That asshole single-handedly got Obama re-elected.
Chris Christie Provides Shade on Trump- LOL
Christie provides shade for all of Trenton.
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Chris is so fat he uses the equator as a belt.
Chris is so fat, his blood type is gravy.
Chris is so fat his scale says “one at a time please”
I don’t care about his weight.
I care about his STOOOPID & Un-electable personality.
“Chris Christie is so fat…”
“How fat is he?”
“He’s so fat that his taint has its own time zone.”
Chris dare not visit the beach lest he be harpooned.
BUT HE COULDN’T RESPOND TO ASHLI BABBITT’S MOM