It increases aftermarket sales of replacement bumpers, when rookies hook their tow strap into that slot.
17
The vertical slot? I bet for the old time jacks to lift a car for tire change. The bumper looks vintage to me but who knows?
22
NSA retrieval slot for their tracking devices.
18
It’s the mounting point for the first generation of automotive toilets, before they came up with the idea of using a trailer hitch attachment.
9
Bumper jack….before that the jack had an attachment to hook under the bumper, support against the front of said bumper and lift….also known as ‘widow maker’ style because they would sometimes slip because you had to raise the car so high to get the tire off the ground the jack would slip off and kill you…. yes, I’m old.
31
Antifa/BLM sights.
10
*wrong answers only*
14
It’s the coin slot where you put all your coins in to make the car start. I know, it really does look like a place for a jack handle or tire iron to be inserted to lift the car up with a jack.
14
Deer whistle – standard.
18
it’s the mounting spot for where that vertical bumper rubber piece was supposed to me mounted
9
^^ be* not me
2
Early EPA mandate for fuel economy. Wind resistance was lessened because air was allowed to flow through.
13
It’s where you insert precious couns into the bumper safe.
The hatch to get the coins out is on the other side of the bumper.
9
… coins …
4
A little know fact is that because the bumper had to meet crash test requirements, the rectangle punched out was not scrapped, it was welded to the back side of the bumper in a spot determined by the engineering department.
If you think it was to reduce weight, you’re wrong.
I worked in the automotive industry and I know these things.
8
Ah, the good old days, when cars had bumpers that were actually strong enough to lift the car by.
16
Aston Martin DB5, James Bond would be the person to ask to find out for sure.
5
Air recycle slot to stop climate change, for the children.
24
it’s for the luxury IKEA options, which simply attach via Tab A into Slot B. this bumper is clearly on a swedish car.
23
Evidently car got sex change modification
17
It’s called a ‘feather slot’. A feather was inserted to tickle the Trunk Monkey and cheer him up before opening the trunk. Nothing is worse than lifting the lid on a chimp that’s in a foul mood.
26
It’s for finger bangin’
(You asked for wrong answers)
7
EV plug so you can charge your gas tank.
17
That where baby cars come out.
36
Lylelovett666 ftw
5
Jackass Joe has stepped on his dick so many times itz now a perfect fit …sideways!
5
Along the line of coins, its that slot where you put your used razor blades.
10
Would the slot be sideways if it was a Japanese car?
11
the third generation vehicle tiedown port, used when transporting in a shipping container or old school auto transport, may be a similar one on other end, slang, front hole and back hole.
5
@ Ferd Berfle AT 9:00 AM
Exactly. Our Galaxy 500s had them.
3
The pre-70’s version of a ‘Bonus Hole’.
15
Too big for pennies, nickles or dimes. Guess I don’t know jack!
9
Early assisted suicide slot for backyard mechanics.
5
It’s a “Hillary” slot for Bill.
5
It’s for headlight fluid
7
post nasal drip
2
Old school Jack slot, but also where 81 bazillion votes for the Pedo go….
3
Bonus Hole.
8
Cheap bastards.
Save an ounce of steel (and chrome) on every bumper – worth a couple of $million over the run of the car.
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
4
Tickle the Trunk Monkey ftw
8
Insert a quarter in the slot and it activates 15 minutes of “magic fingers” for the driver’s seat.
4
It’s for mounting the bump(er) stock to make the vehicle an automatic, duh.
6
The vertical slit is for omnisexuals..they’re like Mikey who would eat anything. They’ll screw anything.
Omni means all….animals, dead animals, tree trunks, infants, holes in the ground, a 4,000 year old mummy…it’s all fair game.
1
It is the bonus hole for transgender vehicles.
5
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It’s an air hole so the illegal immigrants hiding in the bumper can breath while you cross the border.
.
3
Bonus Hole.
1
That slot was for the Canada version bumper guards, which were a different style than the USA version because of Quebec…
3
Guess i get home from work too late to win. Nonetheless:
In the 70s, cell phones were a lot bigger. This is where you plugged them in to be charged by the Carbon Fuel Cell.
6
Evidence for the slowest, most persistent car thief in history; bit by bit…
mail?
Air intake for the blinker system.
That’s the Ten Percent Slot. Capisce?
It increases aftermarket sales of replacement bumpers, when rookies hook their tow strap into that slot.
The vertical slot? I bet for the old time jacks to lift a car for tire change. The bumper looks vintage to me but who knows?
NSA retrieval slot for their tracking devices.
It’s the mounting point for the first generation of automotive toilets, before they came up with the idea of using a trailer hitch attachment.
Bumper jack….before that the jack had an attachment to hook under the bumper, support against the front of said bumper and lift….also known as ‘widow maker’ style because they would sometimes slip because you had to raise the car so high to get the tire off the ground the jack would slip off and kill you…. yes, I’m old.
Antifa/BLM sights.
*wrong answers only*
It’s the coin slot where you put all your coins in to make the car start. I know, it really does look like a place for a jack handle or tire iron to be inserted to lift the car up with a jack.
Deer whistle – standard.
it’s the mounting spot for where that vertical bumper rubber piece was supposed to me mounted
^^ be* not me
Early EPA mandate for fuel economy. Wind resistance was lessened because air was allowed to flow through.
It’s where you insert precious couns into the bumper safe.
The hatch to get the coins out is on the other side of the bumper.
… coins …
A little know fact is that because the bumper had to meet crash test requirements, the rectangle punched out was not scrapped, it was welded to the back side of the bumper in a spot determined by the engineering department.
If you think it was to reduce weight, you’re wrong.
I worked in the automotive industry and I know these things.
Ah, the good old days, when cars had bumpers that were actually strong enough to lift the car by.
Aston Martin DB5, James Bond would be the person to ask to find out for sure.
Air recycle slot to stop climate change, for the children.
it’s for the luxury IKEA options, which simply attach via Tab A into Slot B. this bumper is clearly on a swedish car.
Evidently car got sex change modification
It’s called a ‘feather slot’. A feather was inserted to tickle the Trunk Monkey and cheer him up before opening the trunk. Nothing is worse than lifting the lid on a chimp that’s in a foul mood.
It’s for finger bangin’
(You asked for wrong answers)
EV plug so you can charge your gas tank.
That where baby cars come out.
Lylelovett666 ftw
Jackass Joe has stepped on his dick so many times itz now a perfect fit …sideways!
Along the line of coins, its that slot where you put your used razor blades.
Would the slot be sideways if it was a Japanese car?
the third generation vehicle tiedown port, used when transporting in a shipping container or old school auto transport, may be a similar one on other end, slang, front hole and back hole.
@ Ferd Berfle AT 9:00 AM
Exactly. Our Galaxy 500s had them.
The pre-70’s version of a ‘Bonus Hole’.
Too big for pennies, nickles or dimes. Guess I don’t know jack!
Early assisted suicide slot for backyard mechanics.
It’s a “Hillary” slot for Bill.
It’s for headlight fluid
post nasal drip
Old school Jack slot, but also where 81 bazillion votes for the Pedo go….
Bonus Hole.
Cheap bastards.
Save an ounce of steel (and chrome) on every bumper – worth a couple of $million over the run of the car.
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
Tickle the Trunk Monkey ftw
Insert a quarter in the slot and it activates 15 minutes of “magic fingers” for the driver’s seat.
It’s for mounting the bump(er) stock to make the vehicle an automatic, duh.
The vertical slit is for omnisexuals..they’re like Mikey who would eat anything. They’ll screw anything.
Omni means all….animals, dead animals, tree trunks, infants, holes in the ground, a 4,000 year old mummy…it’s all fair game.
It is the bonus hole for transgender vehicles.
.
It’s an air hole so the illegal immigrants hiding in the bumper can breath while you cross the border.
.
Bonus Hole.
That slot was for the Canada version bumper guards, which were a different style than the USA version because of Quebec…
Guess i get home from work too late to win. Nonetheless:
In the 70s, cell phones were a lot bigger. This is where you plugged them in to be charged by the Carbon Fuel Cell.
Evidence for the slowest, most persistent car thief in history; bit by bit…
Bonus hole for Gumby.