Smithsonian Magazine
Flip on a porch light on a summer evening and, within minutes, bugs will begin to congregate near the bulb. This behavior is so commonplace, it’s given rise to a popular simile that describes attraction: “like a moth to a flame.”
Though insects have been gravitating toward bright light sources for millennia, scientists never truly understood why. Now, they may finally have an answer. More
Norm MacDonald, the moth joke:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caD31b96ngU
They’re libtards?
Next great FUNDED RESEARCH $$$:
Why Flies like Shit!
UCLA, BERKLEY, HARVARD, & OBERLIN & HILLARY’S WELLESLEY…
So explain why all these moths fly at night when the sky is not so bright.
What do they do on nights with no moonlight?
WHY ARE LIBERALS MENTALLY DEFUNCT??
Benny,
Ya kinda answered the question with the question.
Chicken –> Egg / Egg –> Chicken
Cheers, Your one on the BEST HERE!
“Why Flies like Shit!”
Because it’s a free lunch. And Democrats love a free lunch.
So why are they also attracted to windshields?
^ Because they have wipers. And Democrats love having their asses wiped buy someone.
“WHY ARE LIBERALS MENTALLY DEFUNCT??”
Because they’re raised by Democrat women who love keeping their kids as whiny babies.
“What do they do on nights with no moonlight?”
They play Bridge and drink a lot.
Go ahead. Ask more. I can handle this. I’m like the Ann Landers of moth behavior.
How do flies land on the ceiling?
Do they make a loop or do they roll?
Does Mothra come out at night in Japan looking for all the bright lights in Tokyo? Or is he/she/it (I never knew what sex or gender Mothra was) only looking for Godzilla to make everything light up with his fiery dragon breath.
If they die aren’t they reducing their carbon footprint?
What’s the last thing to go thru a fly’s brain as it hits your windshield?
It’s ass.
Which was first, the moth or Icarus?
You’d think that after over a century of electricity, they’d have figure out not to install the porch light right next to the door!
I propose a bold experiment to be carried out first in large cities. Ban all outside lights. The lives lost in the increased crime is nothing compared to the bug lives saved.
Why Moths Are “Drawn to a Flame
Has anyone tried that with democRATz and a flamethrower?
Asking for a friend.
“How do flies land on the ceiling?”
They do a 180° pitch maneuver – like bait-and-switch, Democrat legislation.
Wow, really important research. One question: When WW3 breaks out, and Russia starts sending nukes our way, will the moths be attracted to the bright flash?
“When WW3 breaks out, and Russia starts sending nukes our way, will the moths be attracted to the bright flash?”
Yes, but only long enough to shit their Biden pants.
I have one:
Why don’t flies die when they eat shit?