I was talking to a great guy who fixed a few issues with the site. I had to look for a test story, so I told him I was going to post the one below.
Turns out, he knew a lot about antiquated forms of the death penalty throughout history. He informed me of some gruesome ones. It was a “delightful” convo.
I thought it might make a macabre post.
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Alabama Going For a Second Bite of the “Death By Nitrogen Gas” Execution
Alabama death row inmate Alan Eugene Miller is now scheduled to become the second person in the US executed by nitrogen gas, reports CBS News. Gov. Kay Ivey set the date for Sept. 26, per the AP. The governor’s action comes a week after the Alabama Supreme Court authorized the execution. Miller has an ongoing federal lawsuit challenging the execution method as a violation of the constitutional ban on cruel and unusual punishment.
“I was talking to a great guy who fixed a few issues with the site.”
But still no “edit” or “remove” buttons………:(
Drawing and Quartering – We have plenty of test subjects to modernize it.
Being drawn and quartered and disemboweled while still alive and then burnt at the stake. Fortunately, that went out with the Brits a few centuries ago.
Being tied down on an ant colony in the desert sun was probably pretty miserable.
For pure barbarity, and singular appropriateness for the most barbarous criminals, I nominate the Catherine Wheel. Rather than put the them here, please click on the Medieval Chronicles link for the gruesome details.
Death by hypoxia is a well known hazard in industrial settings, and it is equally well known you are unconscious long before death, so there isn’t any pain involved. Any ‘seizure-like movements’ were play-acting by the felon being executed. The trick is to not let the criminal know when you shift from room air to pure N2.
forced attendance @ an obama speech
There was a knight during the Crusades that was broken on the wheel, and then his legs and arms were cut off one by one – with each amputation cauterized so that the victim continued to live instead of bleeding to death.
Another is scaphism. The victim was generally tied between two boats, and then force fed milk and honey and left in a stagnant pond. Insects would then invade the body to feed on the milk and honey, and essentially eat the victim from the inside out.
Crucifixation was also horribly cruel. The condemned normally died from asphyxiation from hanging there, which is why the executioners frequently broke their legs to hurry the process along. We get used to images of Christ hanging on a cross, but it was a horrible way to die.
I never understood all the bleeding heart’s talk about “humane executions”. The use of a lethal dose of a legal drug like Fentanyl should stop all the talk of “Cruel and Unusual Punishment.”
Death by Helium, could be a comedy routine.
Why not CO2, same effect, go to sleep, don’t wake up.
Death by Laughing Gas would be my choice, if I had a choice.
death by listening to any dem political speech ad nauseum.
what could be worse?
How about death by nitrous oxide? Die laughing!
Got illegal aliens demanding food? Soylent Green for them.
None bother me if they’re absolutely guilty and deserving.
I’m only bothered by suspicious guilt because history has shown that sometimes innocent people are found guilty so corrupt prosecutors and police can close a file.
A modified Iron Maiden where the spikes are driven in one at a time at one hour intervals, minus the head spikes while listening to continuous Pureed Puddin Brain speeches until the person either bled out or the person’s brain exploded whichever occurred first.
CO2 causes panic. N2 is the sleepy gas.
Worst death device? Call Pfizer.
P.S. What’s with the “WordPress” logo? New server?
All creepy.
Hung, drawn, and quartered pretty horrible.
Impaling possibly worse.
BTW: CO2 would only be used if you wanted the person to “feel” the asphyxiation since that is what your body reacts to.
Just think if they had power tools back then…
Death by m’gowa.
(Punishment should fit the crime.)
I think the Brits were fond of tying someone up to stand directly in front of the muzzle of a cannon at one point.
Also, to quote the FemPuter from “Futurama”: “Death by snu-snu!”
The Spanish Garrot….. They quit in 1974 ?
Pretty simple – If found guilty of murder the punishment should emulate the crime committed.
There as a rumor during the Cold War that the soviets had developed a kind of nerve poison. To get a group to talk, one would be selected and given an IV of a mix of amphetamines to keep the victim conscious and a nerve agent that supposedly would circulate through the blood stream causing every nerve ending in the body to fire as if stung by a hornet. It would take hours of absolute agony to die of exhaustion. The other members of the group would witness the death and become quite eager to talk.
Isn’t it interesting how wanton killers have little to no remorse until the ‘judgment day’ is looking them in the eye??
I’m sure most ‘mindless’ killers committed their crimes with a certain lust and satisfaction.
I have NO give-a-shit about their souls and I much prefer to not think about the endless ways to physically torture a human-being.
Tony R, my sons orthodontist offed himself and his cheating female partner by killing themselves with nitrous oxide at his dentist’s office after he was caught having an affair back in the late 90’s.
I’m from Illinois and agree with Different Tim. It’s the politicians that need to killed as an example to others
If a criminal dies from breathing nitrous oxide, he might laugh his ass off. Losing one’s ass would be lethal.
Seems to me that a firing squad is still the most humane way to kill someone. Multiple shots to the heart and head will end it all real quick.
The worst of all is the sitting in a dark room and being forced to listen to non-stop Bruce Springsteen. Oh, the humanity!
The thought of someone being flayed alive gives me the pucker butt.
Brazen Bull – sealed in a metal bronze bull, and then a fire was lit below the bull.
A Winnie Mandala necklace is a pretty nasty way to go. Really anything involving fire.
Nitrogen is the method employed by the Hemlock society. I have no doubt that it is “painless,” yet the death experience itself will be unique to each individual as their ego/self-contraction is no longer able to experience the material existence of this world. That will be frightening to all. As for the ancient methods, I think that EVERYONE responsible for the PLANNEDEMIC, the jab, the murder of innocents in hospitals, the censoring of therapies, etc. should ALL be put through a rotation of the top 100 methods via lottery (they choose) with them all televised round the clock so everyone can vote for their favorite and least favorite. Personally I would like to see Fauxi on the rack for a few weeks until he tells all. Then, whatever has been voted the most horrible at that point by the viewers. Same with Klaus Schwab.
I still say hanging is the way to go: it’s shameful, not that painful (and if it is a bit, who cares?) and it does the job.
Yes, hanging is the way to “GO” … and the rope is re-usable.
The rat in a pail..upside down on your stomach. Then hot coals on the bottom of the pail that terrorizes the rat into a panic and it digs it way out. Good for confessions of anything. Needs a come back, soon.
@Cynic-In a beautiful little town in Northern Spain, Santillana del Mar, I visited Museo de la Tortura. Believe it or not, I was the only one from our group to visit. I think I was the lone guest too!
At the entrance was a bronze bull statue, or so I thought. It was the brazen bull. That has haunted me ever since.
The museum was dark, creepy, & full of all sorts of nasty devices. Being the only visitor was quite creepy too!
I don’t quibble about how they die.
The Supreme Court approved the verdict !!
WHY ARE THEY WAITING until SEPTEMBER to administer the verdict and Justice?
I don’t care how you do it, “JUST DO IT” !
Remdesivir, followed by a ventilator is a gruesome way to go.
Arkansa death penalty…..a guy lying on his back and a naked FAT lady sits on his face.