A couple of gals have a business idea that is “designed” to sink Ivanka Trump’s clothing line. (My guess is that these two would even sleep with a man for a shot at bedding Ivanka.)
The idea is about as coherent as any leftist thinking I’ve heard to date.
They want people to donate their old Ivanka brand clothing so they can make jumpsuits out of them.
Anyone?
One plausible explanation is that this is parody.
From their site:
Once we receive a sufficient number of garments, we will begin the process of recycling them into beautiful, post-consumer yarn.
How much will the special edition JUMPSUITS cost?
The Rational Dress Society conceives of M.A.R.A. as a vehicle for wealth redistribution. All proceeds from the sale of Special Edition JUMPSUITS will go to support advocacy organizations dedicated to fair labor practices in the United States. In order to raise as much money as possible, the special edition JUMPSUITS will be sold at auction to the highest bidder.
They even have a take on a Karl Marx quote:
Our mutual value is, for us, the value of our mutual JUMPSUITS.
The philosophers have only interpreted the world, the point is to change it with JUMPSUITS
I may hunt in the morning, fish in the afternoon, and criticize after dinner, all while wearing JUMPSUITS.
– Karl Marx
I actually agree with these bints – Make America Rational Again.
A good start would be to shoot these idiots into space.
ht/ a lawyer
Jumpsuits – – like in prison?
Oh, just go JUMP! Do they identify as ‘zhe’ or ‘they’ or just your local fembots?!?
Cant quite place my finger on it, but something about them just screams…DYKE!!!!
@Billy, they’ll be in Orange. It’s the new “Hilary Line”.
Endorsed personally by the DoJ.
Lots of well known faces may be seen in them soon.
Not even Hans Brinker would lend a finger to help these two.
Jumpsuits.
Perfect attire for when you go jump in the lake.
“(My guess is that these two would even sleep with a man for a shot at bedding Ivanka.)”
Paging Mr. Pinko. Wouldn’t that be fun. You’d here the words “Ooh Gross” 500 times.
They should call them “Straightforward From Here” jumpsuits.
I saw their farm! It’s incredible!
“JUMPSUITS will be sold at auction to the highest bidder.”
Yeah, no. My son might buy a few, though.
The brunette in glasses on the right is trying out her Cosplay Rachel Maddow impression.
Proudly worn Marx Virtue Signalling Jumpsuit with a raised fist salute to all comrades. I like this.
Please communists, trade some dope or EBT credits and buy these uniforms. Bright ones that can be seen from say, oh, at least 500 yards.
Simply put: Morons
They must be clients of Lena Dunham’s PR firm.
Wear the jumpsuits of the proletariat comrades! Now off to the steel mills and farm collectives!
Do they come in orange or is that by special order of the guvmint?
I really do think this is parody, after visiting their site.
Shouldn’t they be shit brown so as to be really fashionable?
I am no expert, but seems it would be too labor intensive to recycle the fabrics. It is not like recycling paper where you are dealing with cellulose pulp. To spin new thread to weave cloth requires fiber long enough to have strength once spun. Unweaving and unspinning seems too tedious. Cutting up the fabrics would leave too many short fibers in the mix. Anyone know if there is a cost effective way to do this?
Dear Cartoon Ladies,
Ivanka Trump has more business acumen in the last sixteenth inch of one of her impeccably manicured finger nails than in your entire family tree including all roots going back as far as Homo Ergaster.
Put those two clueless crunts on the next flight to Venezuela.
The shit design they end up with looks like a bleached version of DEVO stage costume.
I hate giving away ideas but if those numptys bypassed shredding the cloth back to fiber and instead cut it into irregular, mismatched pieces and stitched their uni bags out of that even Paris would pay attention. Because they are deranged about fashion too.
What? They shave? We want are hippies furry!
Those ‘women’ look like men
If only there was some sort of secure facility where these people could wear their jumpsuits.
Maybe some sort of camp or something, where all the Left’s insanity could be concentrated in one cozy place?
Maybe we could call them Libertopias?
I ask them what was asked the Democrat party of the south; “Where does all this hate come from?”
Visit the site and watch their video. It has got to be a parody.
When it comes to the left, parody should be clearly indicated because there is no other way to tell.