Next Bozo’s plan: steal a battleship and drive it into the White House.
When someone asked: What if Trump’s not there? “Uhhhhh. duhhhh, I dunno”.
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Stick a fork in him, he’s done.
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When asked where he got the fork-lift idea, he said:
Well, sum man comes on th’ TV and sez Fork Trump….an it started me a’ thinkin….like, I kin get the lift from work at the warehouse there…’n jest drive it to where they says he was gonna be…then just tip over his limaseen, an’ it’s all done…then, I get my name in all th’ papers, just lak them Oswald an’ Booth fellas.
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@Outdoorjohn – Glad I stayed with it longer than the first minute. lol
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His old lady: is that a fork-lift in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
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Jack Jeebs got a haircut?
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I get a kick out of goofs that think, because a forklift can lift a 2000lb pallet, it can lift a 3 ton pickup truck.
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@Outdoorjohn Subtitles & all, that was the best foreign film ever.
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Perhaps run him over with a steam roller, K-K-K-Kenny.
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Let’s have a dialogue about forklift violence.
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I heard he now has a gig as guest host on The View.
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Was this guy the model for Zippy the Pinhead?
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That boy looks like he was hit in the head with a hockey puck too many times. Well, he is from North Dakota, otherwise known as Baja Manitoba.
On ND license plates: Land of Frozen Beavers
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Wow.
He would have blown past the Secret Service at 7 miles per hour.
A deep thinker.
If his eyes were any closer together, he’d be a Cyclops.
(Well, that’s enough mud slinging for tonight.)
Voted ‘most likely to use a forklift in a murder attempt on a president ‘by his graduating class.
What? Never graduated? I was talking elementary school.
Still never graduated?
At least it wasn’t a gun.
A legit reason to post this!
https://youtu.be/-oB6DN5dYWo
(German, but watch it anyway)
Next Bozo’s plan: steal a battleship and drive it into the White House.
When someone asked: What if Trump’s not there? “Uhhhhh. duhhhh, I dunno”.
Stick a fork in him, he’s done.
When asked where he got the fork-lift idea, he said:
Well, sum man comes on th’ TV and sez Fork Trump….an it started me a’ thinkin….like, I kin get the lift from work at the warehouse there…’n jest drive it to where they says he was gonna be…then just tip over his limaseen, an’ it’s all done…then, I get my name in all th’ papers, just lak them Oswald an’ Booth fellas.
@Outdoorjohn – Glad I stayed with it longer than the first minute. lol
His old lady: is that a fork-lift in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
Jack Jeebs got a haircut?
I get a kick out of goofs that think, because a forklift can lift a 2000lb pallet, it can lift a 3 ton pickup truck.
@Outdoorjohn Subtitles & all, that was the best foreign film ever.
Perhaps run him over with a steam roller, K-K-K-Kenny.
Let’s have a dialogue about forklift violence.
I heard he now has a gig as guest host on The View.
Was this guy the model for Zippy the Pinhead?
That boy looks like he was hit in the head with a hockey puck too many times. Well, he is from North Dakota, otherwise known as Baja Manitoba.
On ND license plates: Land of Frozen Beavers
Wow.
He would have blown past the Secret Service at 7 miles per hour.