ScooterVanNeuter-
Okay, everyone knows that I’ve been looking for a new job – one that will allow me to execute my personal mission statement – “To productively and efficiently utilize my life skills, experience, and training to successfully achieve excellence with integrity, responsibility, and moral uprightness employing boldness and confidence with an unwavering focus on the goal of obtaining superior profitability regardless of prevailing economic conditions.” Well, thanks to a recent photo I posted, that dream has become a reality.
I received a call from a prestiges prestigas well known and respected Hollywood agency Tuesday, asking for a meeting. It turns out the head, Marty Mortenson, is a big fan of my work, and just so happens has been seeking fresh, new talent for an upcoming production. He saw my photo, and voila, a star was born! MORE
Methinks SvN has discovered a Mission Statement Generator such as:
http://www.strategicdevelopment.com/dilbert-mission-statement.php
I had no idea that there was men’s and women’s yogurt. Now I know why my tits have be getting larger the last few years. Thank!
Yogurt gives me gas. Will the men’s yogurt make my belches louder?
A star is porn.
And it only took a mere 10 hours and 30 retakes. A star is born.
Next stop a bellybutton imprint at Grumman’s Chinese theater!