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Meet Eileen, the 2023 holiday tree that was placed in Main Street Square.
She got her name because she is leaning to one side.
It is unknown what happened to Eileen and why she decided to favor one side over the other.
“This year’s tree is the largest we’ve ever had, and it ended up quite not as planned, and we have a little bit of a tilt,” said Callie Meyer, executive director of Downtown Rapid City and Main Street Square. More
At least Eilene leans to the Right.
If the tree was a Japanese maple it’s name would be Irene.
Aaaand here’s where I get banned for a month…
Cum on Eilene.
If it was in Japan they’d name it Irene.
Buster Brown
Ooops. What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying at your door step?
How about the same guy hanging in your wall?
I guess you all give up. Matt and Wally. Pretty sad shit, I know. Good night Irene.
“holiday tree”? What’s that? Oh you mean “Christmas tree.” Please name it correctly.
Brad, that guy was in the pool last week – we called him Bob…
Guy with no arms or legs in your pool? – Bob
^^^^LOL, I missed that one guys.
What do you call a cow with only two legs?
Lean Beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
Whadya call a Spanish girl with no legs?
Conswaylow
Two queers named Bob? Oral Roberts!
Eilene?
I don’t gets ti …………..
“It is unknown what happened to Eileen and why she decided to favor one side over the other.”
Oh, I think we know: It was set up by incompetent people. People who have no intention of trying to correct the problem, likely because they know they’d only make it worse. You had one job, Callie.
There was a funny ad campaign a few years back, and the theme was settlers settling for less. I reckon that’s where we are in Biden’s America. Toolbags lost in space, tankers in the drink, and trees that won’t stand straight, but nobody died, so let’s just laugh about it, because what else can we do?
crank rant /off
Goodnight Irene, goodnight, I’ll see you in my dreams!
Cynic, a cow with one leg is called Stake
Her brother Ben is miffed that no one’s mentioned Eileen’s last name: Dover.
Brad
MONDAY, 27 NOVEMBER 2023, 21:22 AT 9:22 PM
“How about the same guy hanging in your wall?
Brad
MONDAY, 27 NOVEMBER 2023, 21:38 AT 9:38 PM
I guess you all give up. Matt and Wally. Pretty sad shit, I know. Good night Irene.”
…I thought the guy on the wall was named Art.
Maybe they’re brothers…
Also, the same guy in a pile of leaves is named Russell.
If he was waterskiing, he’d be called Skip.
My middle name is Russell and I’ve heard that joke many times before.
1950’s joke. A bunch of kids with baseballs, gloves, and bats knock on little Jimmy’s front door. Jimmy’s mother opens the door and the kids ask her if Jimmy can come out and play. Jimmy’s mom says: You kids know Jimmy has no arms and legs…he can’t play baseball with you. The kids look at each other and one of the kids says: That’s OK, we just want to use him for home plate.