I guess there’s a hung jury joke in here somewhere, but this is no laughing matter, because if the story is accurate a guilty man has beaten the mea..er.. rap.
A woman fingered Desmond out of a book of mugshots as the man who raped her. In her description she said his ding-a-ling was lighter in color than the rest of him.
If it doesn’t fit you must acquit, so he pulled it out.
It was darker than the rest of him. (Did anyone check it to see if they dyed it?)
The idiot jury found him innocent.
Why do I say idiot jury? Because they had a DNA match from the woman’s rape kit. Why did they even need her one-eye witness testimony, or rely on it?
But, but, but… the junk didn’t match. He’s innocent. He’s an innocent black man wrongly accused by the white evil overlords. This happens every day in black America!!
Did I mention that the accused is already in the slammer for a 60 year stint?
He sexually assaulted a 10 year-old.
No word from the little girl on what color his thing was.
ah yes … the old ‘shoepolish on the wang’ trick …. smfh
I was once up for jury duty on the state level. It was obvious to me by the jurer’s questions that both the state and the defender were looking for stupid jurers with a set-up bias regarding not the crime, but similar acts. Needless to say, I was not picked.
What a dick
“She was so impressed that she just surrendered”
Brian Eno Taking Tiger Mountain
GEEZ, THESE STORIES ARE SO DEPRESSING AND DISCOURAGING!!!
OVERALL, DESPITE TRUMP, AMERICA IS LOST!! THE AMORAL MORONS WILL BRING US DOWN!!
I NEED A LONG BREAK!!!
Rape kit = guilty= done.
Don’t put me on a jury, you gons to jail!
I was on a jury for a shoplifting caper. The women claimed she put all that stuff in her purse because she didnt have a cart; then forgot about it when she went out the door…it could happen to anybody. I failed to keep a straight face and the defense weasel jumped up and demanded I be thrown off the case. I was escorted from the premises and have never been called since.
“C’mon, ‘trow it up here Moby, we wants to have a look at it” /Dice
https://youtu.be/5Htf_F6Nmtg?t=2233
Prosecutor totally “blew it”. He should have asked the jury if it was not possible that he was not sunning his privates in preparation of his exposure!!!
Well other than he was already doing 60 on a previous child rape charge, I guess he got off relatively unscathed.
He was looking at a schlong sentance
“If it doesn’t match
He had no snatch!”
If he’s already in prison, there’s a reason it’s darker. He’s regularly putting it somewhere where it’s getting coated with a dark brown substance.
“Why did they even need her one-eye witness testimony, or rely on it?”
LOLOLew
Also, ROTFL @Jerry Manderin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgRE6BPhN2I
scuse me…..
Well first of all, I have never had a woman finger me.
When I was a kid there was a story going around that one of the fathers had sex with his daughters best friend.
To prove he did not do it he had a doctor explain to the police he had lost his penis in a motorcycle
accident when he was 12 years old. Riding a dirt bike in the woods.
Never found out if this was just a story or it happened.
@Joe: Hold on a minute. “One of the fathers” had “lost his penis in a motorcycle accident when he was 12 years old“???
I’m experiencing a severe amount of cognitive dissonance here.
😉
I was called to jury duty and sat in a court room with a bunch of idiotic people who couldn’t follow one simple rule, “no electronic devices and cell phones need to be turned off before entering court room.” Even after being told all phones needed to be turned off 99% stayed on their phones writing crap.
I sat in the back and watched all of them while we waited forever and hoped I never had to rely on any of them. Not just their use of phones, but most of them just acted like total idiots. They broke us up in different groups and told to wait and we’d be told which room we’d be moved to, then my group they came out and told us we were free to go because the trial we would have been potential jurors for the guy took a plea agreement.
So there was DNA proof and the jury acquitted him? That’s the point when a responsible judge is supposed to step in and void the jury’s finding and find him guilty.
This was clearly a pass being given to the animal.
This judge should be dis-barred.
At first quick glance I thought it was Moochelle 0bama .
(Actually, I’m still not sure that it’s not)
You have a LAWYER get proof of his junk color BEFORE you try to “glass slipper” him in court.
Dummies…
She saw his private’s after his defense counsel had downed a couple powdered doughnuts.
organgrinder
Jury duty is the most powerful thing a private citizen can do here in the states.
Jury nullification. No judge can void that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqH_Y1TupoQ
Jurors can be stupid in the face of obvious fact!
I was on a grand jury to true bill a rape case in which the accuser’s story was so preposterous the prosecutor was relieved that I signed the no bill. There were a couple that bought it, though, and were pissed it didn’t go on to trial! Meanwhile, the guy had sat in jail for a month… Can’t go into detail.