The Breakfast Clubbing-
Tale of a serial murderer who is an actual cereal murderer, killing his unsuspecting victims while they eat breakfast.
The Bad News Bearings-
Documentary about the deliberate suppression of a Toyota recall that led to the deaths of thousands on the world’s highways.
The Lords of Flatbushing-
Two brothers invent a pill that straightens pubic hair.
What Happening? Hillary Clinton details her love of cute Negroes from 70’s sitcom’s. Written entirely in Ebonics.
House of Carding: A show about bouncers in LA determining who gets in to a trendy night club or not.
A fisting full of dollars. Do I have to explain it?
The Brady Bunching
Cramming six kids, two parents and a housekeeper into a Plymouth station wagon and travelling to the Grand Canyon.
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That was me.
“Sisterhood of the Traveling Pantsing”
Leftist Hollywood actresses go on tour displaying their Harvey Weinstein tramp stamps.
The Stinging – The story of Hillary’s lifelong suffering after the 2016 election.
“Gone With the Winding”
The silicon chip ushers in a new age of timekeeping.
Dicking Van Dyke Show.
Oh. Never mind.
“Children of the Corning”
A couple makes a horrifying discovery in a warehouse full of casserole dishes.
Bobbing Newhart. Famous actor drowns in his swimming pool.
The Godfathering – Dom helps raise his sister’s children after she loses her husband.
Star Treking like Space Trucking
Jurassic Parking
The tale of two old farts trying to find a parking spot at a mall on Black Friday. The right blinker is always on.
Screaming
The story of a failed presidential candidate and her pillow.
The Candidating
Bill Clinton on the election trail while he is away from Hillary
The Mummies Handing
Nancy Pelosi gives hand jobs to the poor.
“The Cat In the Hating”
The story of the role of pussy hats in The Resistance
Taxiing
The story of the a flight that never reaches the gate.
I am nauseous yellow or pink depending on the color of her pantsuit. She gives me the heavey jeaveys. Thank God she lost or all of us would’ve tossed our lunches or tossed our cookies in disgust by now.
The Burning Manning
Hardcore trans genders go nuts and try to burn Bradley Manning at the stake after they discover he lied about being trans gender just to get out of prison.
Deadpooling
Dirty Harrying
Awakeningsing
“Robocoping”
PDT finishes the border wall on time and under budget, thanks to an amazing new machine.
The Stinging – LA OB/GYNs overwhelmed by the fallout from Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina steaming and rock toting mania.
Fiddler on the Roofing.
Embezzler works as an accountant for a roofing contractor.
2001: A Spacing Odyssey – A remake of Kubrick’s original but this time everybody on the set took three times as much LSD as the first filming.
This is Spinal Tapping – In this documentary, anthropologists discover a remote Amazonian group of natives who communicate over long distances by signaling with marimbas made from human backbones.
Fasting and Furious – Michael Moore barely survives his second hour in the weight loss boot camp.
Jawsing
Also known as C-SPAN.
“$64,000 Questioning” – After leaving Congress, Trey Gowdy presents his bill for after-hours time spent on the Benghazi hearings.
Vacationing… global leftist degenerates get their groove on at Epstein’s pedo island
Casting Away… carrier ending tails from Weinstein’s couch
Broke back Mountaineering.
I kinda brokebacked the rules there.
On Golden Ponding… the TRUE story of the Trump Dossier
‘The Graduating’ – Students spend their college years protesting conservatives and hiding in safe places while lamenting Hillary losing the election and worrying about global warming soon bringing on the end of the world.
A reminder to some commenters: The rules say “ing” must be added to the END of the name.
Just say(ing).
🙂
Citizen Kaning – Kim Jung Un beats soldiers who aren’t able to lift their legs to his eye level while goose-stepping.
“Monster’s Balling” – If Frankenstein’s Castle is rockin’, you best not come knockin’.
🙂
“Shafting” – True stories from the files of the IRS.
Dennis the Menacing
Former NBA star becomes BFF with the zany North Korean dictator.
Dragnet-ing
Sargent Joe Friday and his squad of madcap ice agents visit Mexican restaurants.
Schindler’s Listing – The story of the heroic efforts of the crew of the rescue ship SS Schindler to keep the craft from capsizing when all the Syrian “refugees” go to the east side of the ship when called to prayer and then refuse to move.
Megyn Kelly’s Today Showing
Middle aged anorexic washed-up news maven who refuses to wear underwear, perches on a bar stool while interviewing has-been female celebrities who refuse to wear underwear too.
Die Harding-
Fictional account of the attempted assassination of Warren G. Harding
I’m Laughing – a tribute to all here that made my day!
“Body Doubling”
A hilarious tale of woe that besets Rosie O’Donnell when her vanity precludes her wearing prescribed reading glasses and she misinterprets the South Beach Diet.
The Third Manning-
First there was Bradley.
Then there was Chelsea.
Prepare yourself for yet a third gender –Brachel!
The Elephant manning
depressed about serving time for treason Chelsea Manning copes by over eating and gains 200 pounds
The Lake Housing-
George Clooney converts his Lake Cuomo mansion into a refugee center. His family gets raped and killed. The end.
Gunga Dining-
Experimental art film that follows a man name Gunga as he tries to eat at every fast food restaurant in
New Delhi.
The Girl with the Dragging Tattoo:
what looks good at 20 looks much different at 60
Das Booting.
Democrats 2018.
The Monkey’s Pawing. A Somoli immigrant gropes white women at a music festival.
The Stinging
A deranged female scientist develops a breed of
Killer bees and sets them loose in Hollywood as revenge for the suffering she endured at the hand of a rich Hollywood producer/executive
Robo Coping-
Documentary about the creator of an automated phone bank that calls democrats and talks them out of their Trump Derangement Syndrome.
Jungle Booking
Urban police drama
Goldfingering:
Weinstein collects female Oscar-winners in his lair to do with as he wishes.
or
Barack 0bama secretly stows away in Fort Knox. This is the story from the point of view of the video cameras.
Planet of the Aping-
True account of planet earth where late night comedians tell their lemmings what to say and think the following day.
Midnight Cowboying
Late night rodeo.
Z- ing a boring movie (pretty much any movie made in the last few years)
that puts you to sleep
Das Booting –
Angel Merkel is expelled from office and the new administration wises up and deports its Muslim refugees.
Isn’t it amazing how much time we have in an NFL free world? I’m starting to like it.
Now…. back to the foolishness.
Million dollar babying
a documentary about the lives of wealthy college kids in Ivy league schools
The Flintstones-ing
Takes place in modern Germany. Follows a group of Sharia enforcers who execute blonde women and girls.
The Parent Trapping-
One of the Obama girls gets punished with a baby.
All Night Longing – Barbra Streisand as the victim of asexual microagression.
Holiday Inning:
During the 7th inning stretch, fans throw a kegger and totally forget there’s a game going on.
La La Landing-
Gripping true story of a stripper named La La who was forced into action and landed a 767 jumbo jet after the cabin crew fell ill eating bad clams.
Million Dollar Babying
The story of the Clinton Global Initiative
paper mooning
An Italian Paper Mache artist Gilpatto creates a doll which magically comes to life but quickly reveals a perverted side to his personality.
DaVinci Coding
Ancient legacy software I’m working on right now.
Joan of Arcing-
Emotional tale of the first woman to graduate from the Apex Technical School and start her own welding business.
Into the Wilding –
Story of an undercover cop who infiltrates Puerto Rican street gangs in Central Park.
Money Balling
A porno don’t ask
Thunderballing – In this long-suppressed X-rated film, Sean Connery plays a neurotic meteorologist who can become aroused only during electrical storms.
Sisterhood of the traveling pantsing:
A group of 30-something comediennes roam the country pantsing men.
Brokebacking Mountain
The harrowing tail of Carlos Danger when Huma finds him in a mountain cabin with Barry Soetero.
Into the wild-ing
street thugs rob and rape visitors in Central Park NY sue the city make millions
Animal Housing –
The story of the creation of HUD and Section 8 housing.
Babel-ing
documentary of Nancy Pelosi’s campaign to win reelection as speaker of the house.
Deep Throating
I can’t claim credit…that was Linda’s suggestion today at lunch. I asked her to show me, but JFK got to her first. 👿
Beetlejuicing –
A QVC segment that was widely unpopular outside of the Asian markets.
The African Queening
A brutal African dictator finds out he enjoys cross dressing
WeakEnding at Bernie’s… a commie candidate offers his throat to Satan
Ghosting-
True story of the left’s scrubbing of American history.
John Wicking:
A secret agent who sells candle-making supplies.
Sullying:
The timeline of left-wing media.
Minority Reporting –
Fictional account of the day that all white MSNBC, CNBC, CNN, ABC, CBS, NBC, The NY Times, The Washington Post, Huffington Post, Slate, The Atlantic employees got “woke” and turned over all their jobs to #BLM.
Kudos to everyone! This is like the fortune cookie addition “in bed”.
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stoning-
A young wizard travels to Saudi Arabia, gets arrested for witchcraft and is stoned to death.
Helping
Four mop top boys from Liverpool land a gig cleaning houses. Hilarity ensues.
Help!ing.
Woodstocking.
The story of uncomfortable hosiery.
77 Sunset Striping:
Hilarity ensues when a bungled order is sent out to a construction crew to re-paint Sunset Strip.
Zorba the Greeking-
Avery sensitive, touching, exploration of the Greek culture. May not be suitable for all ages.
Father knows besting:
A young father runs a service to match kids with their potential best friend.
Blood and Sanding
Careless use of abrasives causes lacerations.
Tom Thumbing
Pint sized character attempts hitchhiking but is never noticed.
The Odd Coupling
Two transgenders get together, hilarity ensues
The Stories we tell-ing
A group of urban youth reveal the best alibi’s they have used to avoid arrest and prison
Beetlejuicing
Newest bat-shit crazy vegan fad sends folks into an premature afterlife.
The Love Bugging
Dean Jones plays an ultra slick spy sent to plant bugs in Washington DC for the love of Country
Beverly Hills Cop-ing
Disgraced black Detroit detective moves to an exclusive neighborhood in California and cheats Medicaid out of millions posing as transgender counselor while at the same time bilking HUD out of millions for fake bricklaying minority business enterprise contracts.
The Right Stuffing
A newly married insecure wife tries to cook a Thanksgiving dinner
The Chariots of firing
Reality show where President Trump summons all his advisers has them compete in a rodeo arena to decide who stays and who gets fired
Magnum Forcing
Clint Eastwood at his best, using his power of persuasion to bring down the evil left
Body heating
documentary Cannibals discuss the best ways to cook human flesh
Godspelling
Musical portraying the lives of 12 Spelling Bee contestants who follow the King of the Spelling Bee for pointers on how to win
Paper Mooning
Ryan O’Neal plays the lead in the life story of Anthony Weiner
Mash-ing
Sequel to the popular comedy the Right Stuffing (see above)
an insecure wife struggles to make a Christmas dinner with mashed potatoes for inlaws haliarity insues
The Bank Dicking
You wake up one morning and your checking account was cleaned out by a Nigerian Prince.
The WiZ-ing
a man pees on third rail ends up in a hospital where he meets a nurse who shares his fetish for peeing in public
Gung Ho-ing
the trials and tribulations of a prostitute who goes by the moniker “Gung”
The Jerk-ing
documentary about the physical, mental, and spiritual effects of masterbation
The Fucking;
New TRUMP reality show where he drives the left and their media sycophants to openly expose themselves as the batshit crazy prigs they’ve always been.
Pattoning…. the story of a quirky, battle-worn general and his obsession with making all of the US Army tanks as shiny as his parade shoes.
The Griftering…. the true-to-life story of the Clinton family.
Blue Velveting… the story of a naive intern, her dress and a serial rapist world leader.
Little Big Man-ning
Chelsea Manning goes to prison finds out he is not as tough as he thought he was.
Andromeda strain-ing
A man named Andromeda seeks medical help for constipation
Dumb and Dumbering…. enjoy the wit and wisdom of John “Maverick” McCain and Hank “Tippy Guam” Johnson as they travel the media universe with presstitutes in tow trying to find out who says the dumbest shit. Cameo appearances by: Paul “Eddie Monster” Ryan, Auntie Maxine “Impeach” Waters, Fauxcahontas, Chuck You Schumer and many, many more.
Soylent Greening.
Environmentalism achieves its ultimate goal.
Logan’s Running.
The all you can eat burrito bar is not being kind to poor Logan.
These are great! I’d actually go to the theatre to watch some of these!
Jurassic Parking… old people porn
California Kidding… the state that wants to secede until they realize they’re broke and need a bailout
Gun smoking… a cautionary tale for leftists that want to repeal our 2nd amendment
Continental Dividing… the Democrat’s plan to take over the country
Chitty Chitty Bang Banging… MS-13 drive by tutorial
A Prophet-ing
Hillary Clinton makes good on her threat to become a preacher lands a gig as a televangelist adds millions to her net-worth laundering money through her ministry
The Terminating. A group of sci-fi fans travel to Hollywood to explain to the executives that the whole “scary robot travels back in time to kill a member of the Connor family thing” is OVER. And please don’t make any more.
The Hunting for Red October… Mueller’s desperate search for Russian Collusion
Sky Falling-ing
Al gores latest attempt at moving making fame
Watermelon Manning… Bradley/Chelsea Manning takes it to the next level; identifies as black womyn
(I apologize for that!) 😈
Fasting and Furious… the gut wrenching docudrama of Michael Moore attempting to embrace Ramadan
Criminal Minding
On parole, Jeffrey Epstein and Anthony Weiner open an after school activity center for pre-teen girls.
Speaker of the Housing (Nancy Pelosi) Teasing you with Gems of having you to pass these bills to find out what’s in them,and other pearls of wisdom,like shouting “Wolf ” in a crowded Theater.
The Silencing Of The Lambs – a woman that attempts to share that her friend was shot in Vegas from a direction not coming from the Mandalay Bay is met with scorn and threats by the MSM, FBI, and the CIA.
Forresting Gump – Forrest is kidnapped by Euell Gibbons who now leads a vegan cannibal cult that wraps their victims in pine tree car deodorizers.
Backing To The Future – a 92 year old woman ends up in the year 2349 after causing an accident backing up at Walgreens.
The Wilding Bunch – bikers in a search for new kicks terrorize progressives at different Starbucks by knocking over lattes, smashing laptops, and shouting heavy metal lyrics really loud.
The Wolfing Of Wall Street – Bankers gone wild as they invade an all you can eat sushi buffet and force them to close early by eating everything in sight.
Gone With The Winding – a bachelor’s fruitless pursuit of romance as he fails again and again at dating due to his spastic colon.
Cool Handing Luke – an ex con’s strange fetish takes him to various Eskimo whorehouses in Alaska.
Killing Bill Vol. 1 – Hillary screams into robot pillows that organize to do her dirty work.
Paper Mooning – conservative artist Sabo hacks the presses at the LA Times and his naked butt appears on every copy’s front page with Jimmy Kimmel kissing it.
The Mary Tyler Moore Showing –
Documentary about the back room fighting where the family argues whether to have an open casket or not.
Touching Of Evil – Anthony Weiner is reduced to rubbing his privates on license plates in federal prison.
Napoleon Dynamiting – Napoleon gets his revenge on all the idiots in Idaho and tater tots for life in a series of bomb threats to the main Ore-Ida plant.
Hands down (wink) the best one so far is Chalupa’s “Touching of Evil”!!!!!
The Twilight Zoning-
A city sets aside parcels of land for gay vampires.
Angering Management – Adam Sandler puts out a streak of crappy movies and is forced to start his own film company.
Diagnosis Murdering-
Sadistic doctor induces heart attacks in patients by telling them they have 24 hours to live.
Diff’rent Stroking-
Well, does it really need a description?
Alfred Hitchcock Presenting-
Disturbing show where the famed director dons a thong and twerks.
Apocalyptoing – A Precolumbian tribe in Yucatán descends into foot fetishism before being massacred and barbecued by a neighboring group of cannibalistic furries.
High Nooning – Marshal Kane smokes a joint, hits the local bordello, and forgets all about a dangerous gun fight.
The 39 Stepsing – re-incarnation of Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers singing and dancing their way to stop a nuclear attack.
Missing Congeniality – Nancy Pelosi and Dianne Feinstein go pub crawling in Texas talking trash, and then hilarity ensues when locals thwart their escape from Texas at every turn.
Cape Fearing – As the storm approaches, a zany crew of misfits hold a hurricane party. When one of them observes that they’re all “whistling past the graveyard” it triggers their fear of vampires and they are driven to mass suicide by drinking poisoned Suffering Bastards made with wood alcohol.
Greening Acres – Al Gore’s plan to cover the Arctic with solar panels and wind farms is foiled when a group of rogue polar bears turn him into their own personal sex poodle.
Lord of the Ringing…
Mythical tale of the pursuit of owning the telemarketing business
Death wishing
A strange cult castrates themselves before committing suicide before a comet visits
Blacking Sheep – Al Jolson converts to islam and returns to Alabammie with strange desires and a jihad against the Crimson Tide.
The Jungle Booking…
Taking down and arresting mob bosses in the rain forest
the seven year itching
A women battles psoriasis
The Outing Limits – science fiction where John Travolta pretends to be straight.
T J Hookering – William Shatner gets caught up in a donkey scandal south of the border.
Birthing Of A Nation – Syria gets shot out of Israel’s arse.
Curbing Your Enthusiasm – Hillary sets out on another ridiculous book tour.
Black sheep-ing
4 african muslims search for love and sex in the desert
The Big Banging Theory – Rosie O’Donnell’s misadventures in her quest for lesbian love.
Rugrats go wilding
When Tommy’s dad loses his job the kids sell drugs and rob tourists to help their parents make ends meet.
Diff’rent Strokings – Pee Wee Herman stars with Anthony Weiner in an updated version of Siskel & Ebert’s At The Movies.
Failure to launching
when a missile fails on the launch pad Kim Jung ill finds inventive ways to execute those he holds responsible.
M*A*S*H*I*N*G* – Bill Clinton stars as a young Korean War medical intern that likes to do it in turns.
Murphy Browning – Candace Bergen runs a chain of tanning salons in NYC.
Sexting And The City – Anthony Weiner handles himself well as NYC descends into chaos.
Schindler’s Listing
Oscar Schindler puts his Berlin flat up for sale at half its value right before fleeing Germany
Pork Chopping Hill
Enterprising NCO’s open up slaughterhouse on isolated outpost in Korea
The Deserting Rats
Entire Democrat party bails on Harvey Weinstein in order to save some semblance of credibility
The Odd Couple-ing
Porn version of the Odd Couple
Old Yeller-ing
Travis Coates weeps with joy when he learn that his pet dog has Hepatitis C as opposed to rabies
Moby Dick-ing
Monstrous white whale makes Capt Ahab his whaling bitch. Only movie to ever receive a XXXXXX rating
That Darning cat
Housecat earns its keep fixing holes in socks. Eventually becomes internet sensation
The Shagging Dog
Austin Powers’Labrador Retriever also revels in the sexually libertine era of Swinging London
“Barflying”
Hillary’s occupation since last November.
Ferris Bueller’s Day Offing: Ferris hires the mob for some payback.
Dun Kirking
Kirk Douglas, at age 100, undergoes sex change operation to become Claudette Douglas
Star Waring.
A Harvey Weinstein production.