Here’s what I do. Zip Their door handle shut. You need a Zip Tie gun to do it tight enough to cause them major grief.
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A quick spray of motorcycle chain lube on the windshield does wonders. You can’t imagine the grief it will cause them. Doesn’t take much at all. Hilarity will ensue!
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Just slam a potato up the tailpipe.
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^^^ Oh! That’s so hawt!
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A note saying “Sorry I backed into your car” then sit back away and watch them scour the car for invisible damage.
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You mean removing all but the last loosened lug nut on each wheel isn’t what everyone does with a parked ahoe vehicle that did you wrong?
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We had a very annoying neighbor when I lived at the Guys house back in the mid 70’s who every morning at around 5 AM would rev his muscle car up real loud and wake us all up. One of my room mates who was a farm kid ended it finally by shoving a potato up his exhaust pipe the next time he did it and blew the hell out of his muffler and shooting the potato down the street at a high velocity, he never did it again and we didn’t tell either.
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Carry a small toolbox-size can of WD-40.
A quick squirt works like magic to loosen auto lettering.
Or so I’m told.
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Harbor Freight sells tire stem pullers…just in case you ever get a job at a tire store.
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There’s a difference between being a jerk and being a vandal. The note writer crossed the criminal line. It isn’t cute or clever, nor is it a proper response to jerk parking.
Here’s what I do. Zip Their door handle shut. You need a Zip Tie gun to do it tight enough to cause them major grief.
A quick spray of motorcycle chain lube on the windshield does wonders. You can’t imagine the grief it will cause them. Doesn’t take much at all. Hilarity will ensue!
Just slam a potato up the tailpipe.
^^^ Oh! That’s so hawt!
A note saying “Sorry I backed into your car” then sit back away and watch them scour the car for invisible damage.
You mean removing all but the last loosened lug nut on each wheel isn’t what everyone does with a parked ahoe vehicle that did you wrong?
We had a very annoying neighbor when I lived at the Guys house back in the mid 70’s who every morning at around 5 AM would rev his muscle car up real loud and wake us all up. One of my room mates who was a farm kid ended it finally by shoving a potato up his exhaust pipe the next time he did it and blew the hell out of his muffler and shooting the potato down the street at a high velocity, he never did it again and we didn’t tell either.
Carry a small toolbox-size can of WD-40.
A quick squirt works like magic to loosen auto lettering.
Or so I’m told.
Harbor Freight sells tire stem pullers…just in case you ever get a job at a tire store.
There’s a difference between being a jerk and being a vandal. The note writer crossed the criminal line. It isn’t cute or clever, nor is it a proper response to jerk parking.