I can almost understand this. In the humid Tuscaloosa weather, a guy’s roommate didn’t close the cereal box properly and caused the Cap’n Crunch to go stale. So he attacked him. People like their Crunch.
This part I don’t understand. He says he has no teeth and the stale cereal was harder to eat.
???
Can someone with no teeth chime in and verify this phenomenon where the less crunch a cereal has it makes it harder to gum?
Anyway, the guy beat his roommate in the face with an electrical cord.
Hey, I’m just happy this didn’t happen in Florida.
ht/ fdr in hell
Cant think of a better reason……..close the dang this up. Da Crunch gets gummy here in the south if you dont keep the fish air out.
Looks like sumbuddy left the bag of Idiots open too…
if it makes you fell better Fur, this happened in Florida!
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/sports/tom-brady-fan-domestic-battery-284593
grrrrrr……’feel’
Gosh. Women would have handled this way more civilly if it was a bag of doritos.
Stale or not, it turns to goo half a second after you pour milk on it. Gummy boy must be lactose intolerant.
I can see his point. Not that I eat Cap’n Crunch or any of that “shit-in-a-box” but, yeah, don’t be wrappin it up, yo gets a rappin on the noggin!
Justice, equity, and “fo da l’il chillens!”
izlamo delenda est …
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/triggered-by-sting-song-273495
WTF?
izlamo delenda est …
Lazlo would have left the impertinent lodger a gibbering mass of cane welts.
Cap’n Crunch will tear the roof of your mouth to shreds when fresh.
Stale Cap’n Crunch is only slightly softer than Corundrum, which would flense one’s palette in less than half a bowl.
In the future, you’ll need to show an ID:
to buy Cap’n Crunch,
to listen to Stink,
to watch a football game in bed…
For you youngsters out there, here’s Grocho Marx and “the tusks are looser”.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfN_gcjGoJo