Chuck Schumer attempted to use a saying from Texas to describe his thoughts on the recent agreement with North Korea. I don’t know what the Texas idiom is for an embarrassing failure, but Schumer achieved it on the Senate floor. Here
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“All shit and no cattle”?
My granddaddy was a rancher in Florida. His biggest dismissal of a loudmouth was always “All hat, no cattle”.
The expression is older than Texas.
All Schumer no Brain.
Rufus
He wears $70.00 underwear and has a $3.00 dick.
Schmuckles is worthless as hen shit on a pump handle
… or as they say in Texas, “hannal”
All cattle and no hat
All bullshit and no facts.
Now get on your high horse and ride off into the sunset,
you schmuck!
Moe Tom
I think in honor of such a great public servant as Sen. Chuck, Texas cattle ranchers outta rename them ‘Schumer Paddys’
A while back he tried to ridicule Republicans by comparing them to Laurel & Hardy. The millennials were completely flummoxed. But what do you expect from a guy whose reading glasses are clipped to his nostrils?
Diogenes, why would we do that. Unlike the ‘Sen’, cow patties are useful. Can till ’em in for fertilizer. They work really well stoking a campfire, the dry ones do, that is. Knew a Snake Eater who swore they are better than chewing tobacco…I took his word on that.
Schemer is what we call a Dude goat roper…bout as useful as teets on a boar!
TWD
He is called a couple of things here in NY:
Lens Lice – one reason being for his Sunday morning appearances with the local press, while most are sleeping or maybe at church.
‘UpChuck Shumer’ is another.
He thinks his Ben Franklin or something with the glasses on his nose.
As a NYer, I live in an effing political desert…Il Supremo Cuomo, Gillebrand, my now county execuitive…
My ‘senior command’ works in an office in which a possible Rep candidate for NYAG was going to run. I told her to tell him ‘if you love your family don’t waste your time OR money’.
Oh other thread but, NY AG HAG is temp until they vote for permanent AG HAG Latisha James…
MAGA2016
KAG2020MINUSCHUCKIE
“Ain’t he precious.”
Which is southern graciousness for “Your Momma didn’t have any children that lived, did she?”
When a cow missile hits the wall of the barn: A Schumer Splat.
Even worse, doing so would place a dreadful pall over the much hallowed Texas field sporting event of the Cow Chip Toss (dried cow patties)…
Dio, what were you thinking!! We can’t even say his name out loud without tacking a lot of ‘french’ onto it.
My personal fav for honoring his Schemerness, is a good old-fashioned tar ‘n feather on a rail outta town. Though, a necktie party sounds pretty dang good, too.
TWD
“Lens Lice” LMAO!
Schumer an Shinola What’s the difference?
That ain’t no hot sauce!
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=Hot+sause+commercial+new+york+city&view=detail&mid=7A86EC0626737BF277787A86EC0626737BF27778&FORM=VIRE
And of course the alphabet networks won’t cover it because…progressive!
Why steal a Texas saying? Make it New York like “all assless chaps, no mechanical bull.”
(Skaking head side to side)…..Son…….
@ThisWeDefend June 14, 2018 at 7:46 pm
Charles “The Schemer” Schumer. Sounds about right.
All Khat, no Camels?
All ms-13 no morals ?
Schumer: All ass, no hat.
Small melons and a big ass!
Oh, wate, no …… it was cat-shit on a cracker!
naw that done sount rite, neether ….. all cone and no i-scream?
All dick and no balls?
dma – JIll, Jill! what was ist against?
A Texan (or southern) idiom for an embarrassing failure…..
“Well bless his heart”.