Almost as good as a goat

27 Comments on Almost as good as a goat

1. GA-ROSSS!

   Probably the first one that didn’t run away.

2. The mannequin was just a tease, the goats are in the back.

3. The mannequin deserves it for not wearing a body covering trash bag. Isn’t there a fatwa allowing mannequin groping and sex?

4. Even more funny is that the other degenerates are walking around like this is very normal – CASTRATE THEM ALL and feed their balls to pigs.

5. “COMING SOON” to YOUR favorite store!

6. Pretty good self-control … even for a manikin …

   Most manikins would puke.

7. If Obama had a perverted, psychopathic, islamic friend…

8. He has to marry it now, right?

9. It looked more like a womannequin to him, I guess…

   😛

10. Notice she did not resist? And he’s well within his rights, according to the quoran. Matter of fact, it’s his duty to molest a blonde. Please allah.

11. He’s just practicing for next New Year’s Eve in Germany!

12. Allah please.

13. Isn’t large-scale inbreeding for centuries wonderful?!

14. Gees not much more than a Mississippi leghound, that one is.

15. The correct term is fluffer, I believe. Though how getting a splinter in certain parts of your body is supposed to keep one aroused hasn’t been solved yet. But he’s trying…

16. Well I didn’t get a great look at his face, but I guess it is possible that’s Valerie Jarrett.

17. Next up: your wives and daughters.

18. I bet a guy could pimp those mannequins out in Muslim neighborhoods and you would never get busted

19. Bury that hussy mannequin up to her neck and stone her. Allah’s justice!

20. Unfortunately, if the mannequin files a complaint, and can’t get 4 other mannequins to testify on her behalf, the mannequin victim will have to be stoned. It is Allah’s will.

21. Equally disturbing was all the people who casually walked by paying no attention to the “lover tryout” and the filming.

    Could it be that behavior is so every day common it draws no notice, or a whack on the side of the head?

22. Last year in Iran a fatwa was issued forcing stores to cover their female mannequins because it would arrouse young men. I laughed at the time, but I guess the Ayatollah knew what he was talking about.

23. He couldn’t find his 8 year old niece or nephew.

24. I wouldn’t try that in Texas, buddy.

25. I’d pay money to see someone try that in Texas, actually.

    😛

26. Um, that’s not what Wikipedia says a “fluffer” is:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fluffer

    ?

27. Koran verse , 20:15

    Plastic is fantastic