From the Babylone Bee – WASHINGTON, D.C.—Trump excitedly unveiled his latest improvements to the White House Press Briefing Room at Monday night’s press conference: ejection seats.
Check it out here.
h/t no more La-Z-Boy reclining
For the “How-To” segment:
Who’s a good boy??? Yes, you are!
I don’t think the Babylon Bee post should remain purely satire. I think they SHOULD install ejection seats in the WH Press Briefing Room.
That’ll learn ’em.
Space Force beta testers… Dummy missiles!
Oh man, that’s funny, and we need a few laughs these days. Thanks Claudia!
I laughed even before I saw the visual!
I have a Border collie and it does same thing when it is chasing light or sees a shadow as this Collie was doing the same.
If that’s a live ejection seat it’ll blow them sky high literally, hopefully there is hole in the roof for them to exit thru otherwise it’s gonna leave a very big bloody splat all over the ceiling.
Extra rockets for Jim Acosta, please?
I’ll bet Martin Baker has something in the mill already along that line. After all they did it for James Bond in the early 60’s for his Aston Martin!
I would go the other direction.
They, and their chair drop seventeen feet to the concrete floor of Tunnel Alpha. The trap door slams closed.
Down in Tunnel Alpha is where they are met by the Secret Service who deliver unto them the ass whuppin’ they so richly deserve.
Oh, the Secret Service guys? They are all on probation for some infraction and are eager to ‘work’ their way back into the Agency’s good graces.
It’s just crazy that these treasonous bastards have a monopoly on access to information from the President.
WHO THE FUCK NEEDS THEM??