I’ll have to look into that. Been using John Wayne TP for years- rough, tough, and doesn’t take shit from anybody.
So before she used Waldorf TP, “Janet” (not her real name), would spank little Polly for misbehaving. After switching brands to Waldorf, presumably Janet stopped spanking the little brat. Parents all over the country stopped disciplining their children and the result was the ’60s hippies (like Obozo’s mother). And western civilization began it’s steady decline. Mystery solved.
I use one sheet of bounty paper towel. Fold in half. Works great never any tear thru.
In my opinion it’s soft. I have a regular TP holder and a paper towel holder next to the toilet.
When guessed come I just laugh it off and don’t say a word.
There was a lot more sanity back in the corn cob days.
Hmmm.
Hey, I’ve got a great advertising line for Waldorf, too:
“Now announcing: A new breakthrough in toilet paper!”
Oh, wait —
Guests not guessed
Dammit I’m blaming the smartphone
Right Brad?
Good thing you caught that cuz I was about to…well, I’ve said too much.
I use bark. Bark’s got bite!
Use that stuff with Clinton faces on it. Every time you wipe life gets better.
Like with a cloth or something?
Try a bidet. Yes, it is alien, but once you get past that a bidet is a major improvement over just plain TP no matter how soft it is.
I had a bidet growing up in a foreign country I hated it.
My wife grew up in a wealthy home they used cloth about the size of a wash cloth and
it was laundered by the house staff. I went to her house and used the toilet and had no idea what to do afterwards. There were small beautiful cloths there by the toilet but I thought it just can’t be. But it was.
@Name – You’re right, they were awful things. I should have been more specific: modern bidet seats you put on your regular toilet compared to the old ones are like comparing a Range Rover to a VW bus.
Sorry Uncle Al, but unless it’s +300psi it ain’t Mr. Clean. And I ain’t putting any 300psi near my sphanky.
If you don’t want to use TP or a bidet, a garden hose and a long handled stiff bristle brush works pretty well. Buy some gauze until you work up a callous…
OMG. They have TV ads for VIPoo now? I remember the internet ads.
handy spray bottle of witch hazel, strategically placed within easy reach…..
A John Deere backhoe works.
“Show us yer tits,” yelled the drunk at the two penguins.
Oh, my, said the Mother Superior, I don’t think they know we’re
nuns. Show them your Cross, Sister.
Sister Mary Immacalata rolled down the window and shouted:
“Shut to fuck up ye fuckin’ wankers, ‘fore I go over there and rip yer fuckin’ balls off.”
Was that cross enough Mother Superior?
Thanks Dude!
“There is not enough paper to clean my backside” – my wife
In Thailand we use a hose and high pressure water. Easy and it does a good job. Most public toilets have a bidet or a hose, even the malls.
My second son will not do a Number two, unless there is a hose
What’s toilet paper?
Moe, which end of the backhoe?
Both?
There were a couple of customers of mine with bidets. One moved and the new people took them out.
Then there is one customer with 8 children that puts an extra outlet on the water supply to the toilets and attaches a sink sprayer hose there.
I don’t ask. Could be for cleaning? I’m an optimist.
But our Gen-Xers know better, or so they think.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRlBtabKRFM
I’ll have to look into that. Been using John Wayne TP for years- rough, tough, and doesn’t take shit from anybody.
So before she used Waldorf TP, “Janet” (not her real name), would spank little Polly for misbehaving. After switching brands to Waldorf, presumably Janet stopped spanking the little brat. Parents all over the country stopped disciplining their children and the result was the ’60s hippies (like Obozo’s mother). And western civilization began it’s steady decline. Mystery solved.
I use one sheet of bounty paper towel. Fold in half. Works great never any tear thru.
In my opinion it’s soft. I have a regular TP holder and a paper towel holder next to the toilet.
When guessed come I just laugh it off and don’t say a word.
There was a lot more sanity back in the corn cob days.
Hmmm.
Hey, I’ve got a great advertising line for Waldorf, too:
“Now announcing: A new breakthrough in toilet paper!”
Oh, wait —
Guests not guessed
Dammit I’m blaming the smartphone
Right Brad?
Good thing you caught that cuz I was about to…well, I’ve said too much.
I use bark. Bark’s got bite!
Use that stuff with Clinton faces on it. Every time you wipe life gets better.
Like with a cloth or something?
Try a bidet. Yes, it is alien, but once you get past that a bidet is a major improvement over just plain TP no matter how soft it is.
I had a bidet growing up in a foreign country I hated it.
My wife grew up in a wealthy home they used cloth about the size of a wash cloth and
it was laundered by the house staff. I went to her house and used the toilet and had no idea what to do afterwards. There were small beautiful cloths there by the toilet but I thought it just can’t be. But it was.
Was it here that I saw this:
“Quilted Northern Rustic Weave”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRlBtabKRFM
….
@Name – You’re right, they were awful things. I should have been more specific: modern bidet seats you put on your regular toilet compared to the old ones are like comparing a Range Rover to a VW bus.
Sorry Uncle Al, but unless it’s +300psi it ain’t Mr. Clean. And I ain’t putting any 300psi near my sphanky.
If you don’t want to use TP or a bidet, a garden hose and a long handled stiff bristle brush works pretty well. Buy some gauze until you work up a callous…
OMG. They have TV ads for VIPoo now? I remember the internet ads.
In a related area……..
…https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aJTxUf4i84…
Baby wipes after paper. And then more paper.
Your ass won’t bleed as much. I promise.
I use a belt sander.
handy spray bottle of witch hazel, strategically placed within easy reach…..
A John Deere backhoe works.
“Show us yer tits,” yelled the drunk at the two penguins.
Oh, my, said the Mother Superior, I don’t think they know we’re
nuns. Show them your Cross, Sister.
Sister Mary Immacalata rolled down the window and shouted:
“Shut to fuck up ye fuckin’ wankers, ‘fore I go over there and rip yer fuckin’ balls off.”
Was that cross enough Mother Superior?
Thanks Dude!
“There is not enough paper to clean my backside” – my wife
In Thailand we use a hose and high pressure water. Easy and it does a good job. Most public toilets have a bidet or a hose, even the malls.
My second son will not do a Number two, unless there is a hose
What’s toilet paper?
Moe, which end of the backhoe?
Both?
There were a couple of customers of mine with bidets. One moved and the new people took them out.
Then there is one customer with 8 children that puts an extra outlet on the water supply to the toilets and attaches a sink sprayer hose there.
I don’t ask. Could be for cleaning? I’m an optimist.