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Annnnnnnnnnnnnd She Has No Pants

Friday, 14 August 2020, 20:43 BFH Uncategorized 43

Bison rips pants off woman in violent attack caught on video

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43 Comments on Annnnnnnnnnnnnd She Has No Pants

  7. Normally, I get disgusted and say “Put the fricken camera down and help”. In this case, I would probably keep filming (and laughing) too. That said, ALL these idiots are way too close and could use an “OH SHIT” moment.

    When at least half the country are completely clueless morons, it’s time to
    separate from them as much as possible.

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  11. I may be a city slicker, but I’m no asshole! Who in the tarnation would get out of a car with such a beasts present, not me:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7nE3ocn-Em0

    Took that vid about a week and a half ago…in the same place ‘RipoffPants’ was, that’s Indian for ‘doofus amoung the buffalo’.

    Oh wait, she was on a bike…regardless, stay the heck out of the way!

    @geoff the aardvark – I got ya there…the Prager song…yeah he uses that song…

    The pant removal took about a second or two.

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  14. Just a second, we should give her the benefit of the doubt. It’s possible she never heard that you shouldn’t get close to wild animals with their young ones around.

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  16. One winter I was x-country skiing with our eldest, his wife and a couple friends in YNP. We found ourselves at the top of a gentle hill we HAD to go down. There was a herd of bison in the middle of the trail, fortunately spaced out pretty well. We had to ski through their area. By the time I had to ski through them they had bunched up a bit. That may have been the longest amount of time I EVER held my breath. Fortunately, they just watched me slide by. I was thinking that I may have just set myself up for a Darwin Award. They are nothing to mess with!

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  25. Proactive ignorance in practice. I’ve been to Yellowstone twice. The entrances have warnings to not do stupid stuff near wild large animals or you could end up dead or severely injured.

    She apparently tossed away her brain before the buffalo tossed away her pants. If she lives, I suspect she is one of those people that rejects learning from the school of hard knocks.

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  26. There’s that new commercial (for something!), where the two flower children decide to adopt the snarling wolf they encounter in the wild. 🙄

    They had THIS dingbat in mind, as their target audience! 😳

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  29. A couple of pet buffalo’s broke loose early in the morning from a farm on the SE side of Spokane a week or so ago and made their way down the hill a couple of miles or more to Underhill Park which is right off of I-90 about a block away or so. Fortunately someone saw the buffalo and they called the Fish And Game dept. and they came and recaptured the 2 wayward buffalo before they could get any further and returned them to their owners. Thank God they didn’t get onto the freeway, it would’ve been a hell of a mess because buffalo are bigger than cows and just as stupid.

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  33. I was in a buffalo jam about a week ago, near that area. Idiot people on motorcycles kept widgeting their way through instead of letting the animals stroll out of the way. It only takes one grumpy one to turn and you have no chance when on a bike. They are beautiful animals, but they are bigger than you and faster than you, so leave them alone. About 4 people end up in the local hospital every year due to a close encounter with a huge animal. I love watching these beasts, but from a safe place.

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  37. Hey Groucho Marxist, the term ‘Killer Whales’ is a distortion of the name they were originally called which is ‘whale killers’ a much more apt term since orcas do kill whales and are NOT whales themselves (they are porpoises).

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  39. It doesn’t take a bison to mess ya up pretty good. My sister wouldn’t leave a monkey alone and just look at it in its cage at one of those roadside zoos back in the 1960s. She had to stick her face right up there and tease the bastard.

    He reached through the bars with both hands grabbed a hand full of hair, then put his feet up against the bars and was teaching her a lesson in proper roadside zoo etiquette. He was slamming her noggin into the bars, beating the living shit out of her, the kids were running for cover and all of the adults were all standing there screaming for someone to do something. I walked over and grabbed a couple handfuls of hair on the other side of her head and yanked her loose. She was kinda mangy looking for a while, but in time recovered just fine.

    She got off lucky. Dumb ass should have known better, she was born in Yellowstone Park. My mom worked at the hospital just inside the park at Gardiner. My favorite thing to do when I was a little kid was to check out the people who just had to take a souvenir mauling home from Yellowstone or it wasn’t a real vacation.

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