A man’s agonizing penis pain was blamed on COVID infection, as docs warned of the rare side effect.
Writing in a medical journal, the Iranian team described how the virus led to blood clotting in the poor man’s shaft.
The unnamed male had suffered penile pain for three days before being seen by a urologist in Iran, who referred him for tests.
The discomfort began following an erection while having sex, the 41-year-old married man told doctors.
He had not experienced any trauma to his pelvic area that might explain his symptom.
But he had a positive COVID PCR test three weeks prior, radiologist Seyed Morteza Bagheri and a colleague from the Iran University of Medical Sciences wrote in the journal Clinical Case Reports.
Nothing was out of the ordinary about his COVID illness. doctors noted.
He had mild symptoms including fever, cough and fatigue and did not need to take any medication.
Tests at the hospital showed the man had “thrombosis of deep dorsal penile vein” – blood clotting in a vein that runs along the top of the shaft.
The vein runs the whole length of the penis and is involved in supply of oxygenated blood to the organ.
An ultrasound showed “no [blood] flow in the vein” due to a clot around half way along the penis.
Immediately, doctors started giving rivaroxaban, a blood thinning medication used to treat and prevent blood clots.
“Two months after starting the treatment, patient’s symptoms were completely disappeared and he had no penile pain during erection and sexual disturbances anymore,” the medics wrote.
Everything was in working order “down there”, Mr Morteza Bagheri wrote.
ht/ Jerry (of course) Manderin
Yeah, I hate pain during sexual disturbances….
FJB
Come on now, I can’t keep making these Johnson & Johnson & Johnson quips.
I’m gonna need some new material…
Iran, eh? Did anyone ask him what he was having “sex” with?
Look, I have had the jab. And I kill rodents at 25 yards out of a 12 inch barrel. With clotted blood. LOL
NYP got the story from UK’s version of “national Enquirer”.
Was he fucking a shape-shifting camel? 😂
Brad, it didn’t say he got the jab. Only that he was trying to jab. lol
MJA, LOL. OK, I was Lying. But not about the barrel length. Might have been a kidney stone. “Writing in a medical journal, the Iranian team “. Do they actually allow Hieroglyph in a medical journal? I think not.
MJA: “Iran, eh? Did anyone ask him what he was having “sex” with?”
The goat could not be reached for comment.
Everything’s in working order down there. Let all goats and boys beware.
“Everything’s in working order down there. Let all goats and boys beware.”
So are you asking for a shoot out? Because I’m up (UP) for that challenge. LOL
The secret is prevention. A healthy penis must get regular treatment on a ventilator.
Coincidently, Preventive Medicine is Bubba Clinton’s new alibi for his multiple visits to Epstein’s Pedo Island.
The medical report failed to include the “teeth marks” observed on the upper portion of the penis as a possible cause of the pain.
To avoid that, I always remove my dentures.
Ann, are you booked solid this weekend?
Iran. Where men are men and goats are nervous.
Ann Thracts
JANUARY 19, 2022 AT 3:29 AM
“The medical report failed to include the “teeth marks” observed on the upper portion of the penis as a possible cause of the pain.”
…to that end, I once read a doctor’s account of some surgical repairs he had to do on a fellow that wanted to have sex with a horse, but HE wanted ORAL sex.
The horse wasn’t on board with this.
And those things have strong teeth….
Strange that they have all the details about his covid experience, but they don’t mention if the guy got the jab.
Covidick???
Anyone who has ever had a UTI knows what a hurt in the pee pee feels like. I hate UTI’s. It always gives new meaning to the phrase “Urine in trouble now.”
Ever get a cramp in your leg during sex?
^^^ Not that leg!
Fauxi is the king covidick. And there are others.
Looks like the goat bit him.
Mah deek hurts, yo!
Get Kamala Harris on it – make her ‘old dick czar’. She’ll be good for something.