Great! Now how about one that resembles an old West bar spittoon?
I didn’t think the first one could have been “topped” But You did !
I like that.
@Bucket O’ Beads: “Combustible and incombustible are opposites, but…”
houses burn down but furniture burns up
You could have it open up to the neon sign from Cocktail:
Cocktails & Dreams
Okay. That is hilarious.
Straight up Monty Python. Brilliant!
So it’s not a complete waste.
Made me laugh out loud.
The Butt Can!
Amazing. Ashtray is so polite. I would like to see that head used as an automatic flush for turds and pee pee though. Is that mean?
This is my choice for winner!
This one is my favorite and I came back to laugh again and I did laugh again. I don’t see any politeness in the ashtray. The ashtray is damning and so effective because she isn’t worth more thought. It’s excellent, anonymous and BFH.
This one is my favorite, so funny and true.
I’m telling you: we can sell these. Who has a 3D printer?
Now, what would REALLY be great is if her eyes crossed when her head opened!