Are you Ready For Scrotox? – IOTW Report

Are you Ready For Scrotox?

What’s Scrotox? It’s Botox for your scrote. And it’s highly necessary.

Hollywood Reporter-

Yes, this — ahem — growing trend in male cosmetic surgery is exactly what you think it is. Men looking to make their testicles appear larger as well as decrease sweating and wrinkling in the area are shelling out between $1,500 and $3,000 for botulism toxin injections done directly into the skin of the scrotum. As with all Botox, effects last for three to six months.

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I can give you the same appearance for 20 bucks. Let me put on my steel-tipped boots.

ht/ rob e.

16 Comments on Are you Ready For Scrotox?

  1. Uhm, I just this morning ran a search for, best men’s underwear.

    I learned quite a bit about the scrotum than I anticipated. In the end, I found the same brand underwear I’ve been wearing the past 15 years, for half price.

    I’m a sucker for consistency, but I may have to try some of those scientifically designed bag holders. They promise no movement or shifting and full support. Getting old has its drawbacks.

  2. The whole point of this procedure is to paralyze the smooth muscle within the scrotal wall, causing it to relax and preventing it from contracting. This will certainly smooth out the scrotum and make it appear larger. You know what else it will do?

    Defeat the entire purpose of having the muscle there in the first place. That contraction is a reaction to temperature (all the guys know this; the chicks may not). And the reason it happens is to keep your balls warm. They need to be a few degrees below body temperature for spermatogenesis to happen correctly, which is why they aren’t inside your pelvic cavity, which is where the chicks keep their ovaries and is, let’s face it, a much safer environment in which to store your gonads than dangling outside, risking all kinds of trauma.

    So by getting this procedure, you’re taking a risk of, quite literally, freezing your balls off.

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