FORT RUCKER, Ala. — The U.S. Army will honor Elizabeth Warren and her Native American ancestry with the latest addition to its helicopter fleet, the AH-68 Warren, sources confirmed today.
The Warren will join the Black Hawk, Kiowa, Apache, and Lakota in the Army’s impressive legacy of combat aircraft named after Native American tribes.
The Warren conquered its two chief competitors, the AH-67 Redskin and V-23 Columbus, to win the Army contract.
“The Redskin just offended too many white people, and frankly, I’m not even sure Redskin is a real tribe,” said Army Acquisition Corps Spokesman Maj. Darren Snyder. “And the Columbus, well that death trap killed people every time it landed.”
Snyder dismissed concerns regarding Warren’s Native American ancestry.
“Do you really think Harvard hired her just to brag about having a Native American law professor?” he asked.
Unlike Warren’s heritage, there are no questions about the AH-68 Warren’s cost efficiency. The Warren will utilize a collectivized fuel economy, despite the system’s legacy of abject failure. Department of National Acquisitions reports show the entire Warren project totaled only 1/1024th of the cost of the Air Force’s F-35 Lightning program.
h/t Shazzam!
Must be an Apache variant.
AH-67 Redskin, V-23 Columbus lololo..
I-1024 Warren?
Well I’ll have to toast that decision with,,,,,,a beer.
What the hell is the Army smoking in that peace pipe?
With the lawsuits starting about the huge fraud taking place with the rich and famous issuing bribes to get their spawn into a “name” school I wonder when Warren will be sued by a genuine Native American that didn’t get the Harvard job (or get into universities) because Warren lied. The publicity alone ought to be enough to finish her off for anything.
NOTE TO ANN
Check out “Duffle Blog”…you’ll like it.
At this rate, looking forward to the Kamala Osprey.
It hovers and shit’s all over the place.
Major Darren Snyder has to be one that obama snuck in.
The Warren AKA “Two dogs a fucking”
AH-68… first time in Army history the AH designation stood for Ass Hole…
Hmmm … runs on alcohol … must have reservation to fly … many feathers instead of rotor … casino – all bets off … taxless … comes equipped with hand out … broken treaty and arrow … forked tongue …
Yep – it’s the Warren all right!
izlamo delenda est …
If you get too close to the rotors, it’ll scalp ya.
Hear about the women that backed into the airplane propeller? Disaster…