12 Comments on Assault Fart-Blaster confiscated from 3 yr old boy
Looks like I’ve got some competition……….
But I appreciate a good story like this.
Hands up, don’t toot!
Well, at least some government puke gets to feel like they accomplished something. If they don’t confiscate something everyday, we might think they are useless.
Laptops have spring loaded triggers to release and hold batteries. Suitcases have spring loaded triggers to release and hold stow away handles.
Hell, the overhead compartment has spring loaded triggers.
If that’s not enough, bring on some steel wire and a pencil. Wrap springs the whole flight and attach them around the cabin.
Disable the little trigger on the gun, and re-enable it mid flight.
TSA is retarded.
Now someone has a fart gun in the break room.
ONLY here does one see a headline like that. LOL!
Do they also ban smart phones or similar electronic devices that make annoying fart noises? I can understand 4 year old kids making far noises because they think it funny but adults who still do it need to grow up. I don’t think my Grandfather would think this is funny but he would have sent us home (my 3 brothers and I) with loud noise makers of any kind just to annoy our parents as payback.
Thank God the little guy didn’t have a pop-tart.
I had a .45 Cal bullet on my key ring. It had a hole in the shell casing. It had Charlton Heston’s signature on it. It was a gift from the NRA. The idiots at Newark Airport confiscated it. I t was a “replica weapon.” Pissed me off.
You may think you’re the king here, but you’re not. I’ve been feared all my life. I once cleared the cargo bay of a Lockheed C5. I have been known to fart for sport.
Okay, so what happens to me if I try and get on a plane???
Looks like I’ve got some competition……….
But I appreciate a good story like this.
Hands up, don’t toot!
Well, at least some government puke gets to feel like they accomplished something. If they don’t confiscate something everyday, we might think they are useless.
Laptops have spring loaded triggers to release and hold batteries. Suitcases have spring loaded triggers to release and hold stow away handles.
Hell, the overhead compartment has spring loaded triggers.
If that’s not enough, bring on some steel wire and a pencil. Wrap springs the whole flight and attach them around the cabin.
Disable the little trigger on the gun, and re-enable it mid flight.
TSA is retarded.
Now someone has a fart gun in the break room.
ONLY here does one see a headline like that. LOL!
Do they also ban smart phones or similar electronic devices that make annoying fart noises? I can understand 4 year old kids making far noises because they think it funny but adults who still do it need to grow up. I don’t think my Grandfather would think this is funny but he would have sent us home (my 3 brothers and I) with loud noise makers of any kind just to annoy our parents as payback.
Thank God the little guy didn’t have a pop-tart.
I had a .45 Cal bullet on my key ring. It had a hole in the shell casing. It had Charlton Heston’s signature on it. It was a gift from the NRA. The idiots at Newark Airport confiscated it. I t was a “replica weapon.” Pissed me off.
You may think you’re the king here, but you’re not. I’ve been feared all my life. I once cleared the cargo bay of a Lockheed C5. I have been known to fart for sport.
Okay, so what happens to me if I try and get on a plane???
i was born with a fart gun