Shia LaBeouf Hitchhiking Across The USA
Actor and destroyer of the Indian Jones franchise, Shia LaBeouf is attempting to hitchhike for a month with two fellow free spirits this summer. The three travelers are reporting [Read More]
Articles by Dr. Tar
The Beer Batter Defense
76-year-old John Przybyla was pulled over back in 2014 when a sheriff’s deputy observed him crossing the center line. Mr. Przybyla told the officer that his beer breath was caused [Read More]
Sign Thief States His Motivation
This young idiot was stopped while stealing Trump signs from a front lawn. Rather than detain the vandal and call the cops, he was asked a series of logical questions [Read More]
Alex Haley Unpublished Bio “My Three Wives (and Five Mistresses)”
The famous author, of “Roots,” Alex Haley turns out to have been a plagiarizer, a philander and a financial disaster, leaving $1.5 million in debts for his heirs to contest among themselves. [Read More]
In Chicago Parking Is Good Business
A consortium of investors formed Chicago Parking Meters (CPM) in 2008 and paid the city $1.15 billion for the right to “manage the meter system and pocket the money fed [Read More]
Hundreds of Dead People Still Voting In LA
An investigative reporter for a Los Angeles television station discovered 215 people still voting in the County despite being dead, in some cases for decades. For example, John Cenkner died [Read More]
Head of Security At TSA Removed
Kelly Hoggan, Head of Security was relived of his position by TSA Administrator Peter Neffenger after the House Oversight Committee sharply criticized the agency. The final straw was the long [Read More]
Speeding Ticket Turns Into Possible 45 Years
Kelvina Freeman was stopped for speeding and was found to be driving on a suspended license, so the Milwaukee County deputies called a tow truck. Kelvina decided she’d rather make a [Read More]
Another Officer Walks In Freddie Gray Case
Office Edward Nero was acquitted of all charges by a judge this morning in the latest attempt to prosecute Baltimore police officers for the death of Freddie Gray last April [Read More]
Taliban Leader Droned
Mullah Mohammed Akhtar Mansour was reportedly killed by a drone strike yesterday. Driving in the open, with no escorts in southwestern Pakistan near the Afghan border, Mansour has the [Read More]
The Ferguson Effect Experiment
Let’s see what happens when police curtail their efforts in high crime districts of the cities because there have been complaints. You’d think even a simple minded leftist would have figured out murder [Read More]
Crowder Goes Off On Schumer
In his latest pod cast Steven Crowder calls out Amy Schumer for being an unfunny hack for her recent “Dr. Congress” skit, which is so dumb as to be unwatchable. [Read More]
Brain Analysis Question: “When’s The Meeting?”
“Next Wednesday’s meeting has been moved forward two days, what day is the meeting on now?” It’s not a trick question. Your answer says something about how you [Read More]
Somalis Raise Suspicions Moving Cash Through Seattle Airport
American banks have been refusing to transfer money for Somali refugees for the last year. So they’ve been moving it out the fashion way, in paper bags. Called hawalas, those using the [Read More]
Gavel Falls on Zimmerman Auction
After three attempts to sell the firearm that ended the thuggish life of Trayvon Martin, George Zimmerman has ended the auction and is in the process of “vetting several offers [Read More]