Hasta La Vista, Lionfish
An invasive species along our Atlantic Coast and Caribbean, the lionfish is a prolific apex predator that eats so much it gets fatty liver disease. Introduced by humans, it is [Read More]
Articles by Dr. Tar
Romeo Muffs The Proposal
A couple were attending a Yankee’s game recently, when the boyfriend proposed to his sweet heart in front of the cameras and all the world to see. Only he [Read More]
Tromboner Coffee
A new herbal coffee from Malaysia is calling itself the “relationship saver” because it contains components that closely resemble the active ingredient in Viagra. Stiff Bull comes with an FDA warning [Read More]
Virtual Reality Horror Experience Canceled
Called Fear VR, it’s suppose to be the next generation of Halloween scary experiences. Except, there’s no haunted house or actors jumping out at you. Instead, customers are strapped into a wheelchair, a [Read More]
Obama Using Olympics To Troll Nation
It’s been 48 years since Tommie Smith and John Carlos gave the black power salute on the awards podium of the 1968 Olympics. They’ve remained controversial ever since, so the [Read More]
YouTube Heroes Given Power to Censor At Will
In what appears to be an attempt to recruit voluntary censors, YouTube has rolled out what it is calling its “Heroes” program. Those that participate remain unpaid, but are granted [Read More]
Sheriff Clarke Takes Matters Into His Own Hands
Preston Bluntson was reportedly drunk and abusive on a two hour flight from Milwaukee, WI to Charlotte, NC Saturday when he started to direct his vitriol towards Sheriff David Clarke who was [Read More]
Harry Potter Mural Latest Complaint to Campus “Hate Response Team”
University of Wisconsin, La Crosse created a “bia/hate reporting” system ten years ago. This last year the “hate response team” received 192 complaints. Among those was a student who felt [Read More]
Ain’t No Rest For the Triggered
I was down yesterday with some kind of flu bug and ended up surfing YouTube in the afternoon. That’s when I happened upon some videos by millennial Chris Ray Gun. I thought [Read More]
Jeff Dunham and Friends Do A Political Ad of Their Own
I’m sure by now that you’ve seen a segment or two on Josh Weeden’s Save the Day “Important” ad. It’s three minutes of celebrities calling Trump a racist as well [Read More]
America Won’t Be Great Again (Without Trump’s Economic Reforms)
Any economist will tell you that incentives matter and disincentives stifle economic activity. So when Donald Trump proposes cutting regulations, reforming the corporate tax rate to encourage re-investment at home, freeing up [Read More]
Gut’em Like a Fish
The Department of Energy should be the first unnecessary agency to be closed. See how Here
Arizona Air Quality Agency Fines Solar Power Company
Arizona Solar One LLC was recently accessed a $1.5 million fine for violations of air quality regulations at its Solana Generating Station in Gila Bend. More So much for “clean [Read More]
Magnum PI Reboot Gets Woman’s Touch
ABC has reportedly acquired the rights to 80s iconic Hawaiian detective series, “Magnum PI” and will re-launch it with Magnum’s daughter taking up her daddies work. More I look forward [Read More]
After School Satan Club
Declaring that they too must be allowed on school grounds after hours due to the 2001 Supreme Court ruling in Good News Club v. Milford Central School, the Satanic Temple [Read More]