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Church Bulletin: “Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don’t forget your husbands”!
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“Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children”.
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Where do baby monsters go when their parents are at work? Days-care!
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What did the plant say to the over zealous gardener? “That’s a bit mulch”!
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I spent a lot of time child proofing my house but the kids still get in!
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A college student sent a telegram to his father in a faraway city.
“No mon, no fun, your son”
To which his father replied; “Too bad, so sad, your dad”.
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Why didn’t Kinzinger cross the road?
Because he was chicken.
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What do you call a bull masturbating?
Beef strokin’ off.
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@ What the heck!
“Don’t forget your husbands”|
Please! Pretty please!
Milk is the fastest liquid on Earth.
It’s pasteurized before we can even see it.
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How do you comfort a grammar snob? There their they’re.
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What’s the first thing Adam said to Eve?
STAND BACK I don’t know how big this thing’s gonna get !!!!
Church Bulletin: “Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don’t forget your husbands”!
“Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children”.
Where do baby monsters go when their parents are at work? Days-care!
What did the plant say to the over zealous gardener? “That’s a bit mulch”!
I spent a lot of time child proofing my house but the kids still get in!
A college student sent a telegram to his father in a faraway city.
“No mon, no fun, your son”
To which his father replied; “Too bad, so sad, your dad”.
Why didn’t Kinzinger cross the road?
Because he was chicken.
What do you call a bull masturbating?
Beef strokin’ off.
@ What the heck!
“Don’t forget your husbands”|
Please! Pretty please!
Milk is the fastest liquid on Earth.
It’s pasteurized before we can even see it.
How do you comfort a grammar snob? There their they’re.
What’s the first thing Adam said to Eve?
STAND BACK I don’t know how big this thing’s gonna get !!!!