SNIP: So what type of entertainment is there in French Polynesia that he just has to be there for an entire month? Possibly without his family?
Papeete (AFP) – Barack Obama arrived in French Polynesia where he will spend a month at a luxury resort frequented by Hollywood stars, according to local TV channel Tahiti Nui TV.
The former US president landed on the tourist island Tahiti without his family before going to Marlon Brando’s privately owned retreat Tetiaroa atoll, which the Oscar-winning actor bought in the 1960s.
Obama has checked into the eco-friendly Brando resort, whose villas boast their own plunge pools and cost between 2,000 euros ($2,150) and 12,300 euros per night.
No political meetings have been announced during Obama’s stay and it is not clear what he plans to do during the sojourn or whether his family will join him.
But the former leader of the free world and his wife Michelle have signed a bumper book deal with Penguin Random House estimated to be worth as much as $60 million.
French Polynesia, a French territory in the South Pacific, is made of more than 100 islands and is best known for the French nuclear tests carried out there up to the mid-1990s.
In related news….Thailand has announced a shortage of ladyboys…
Where is Reggie Love? The world wonders.
Southside without you (Mich and kids)
Don’t worry about Big Maw – she’ll be spending the time on some Greek island or other.
The boy do love him some coco nuts.
Judging by Mich’s outfits, she spent some time in French Polyester.
Let’s hope for more French testing.
I guess he needs another vaca after meeting with the Federal Judge in Hawaii last week.
One thing we can be pretty sure of is that Barry and Mooch are (still) living large on someone else’s dime.
No doubt to get the old rectum re-calibrated…
Long way to go for plausible deniability. Or for this…
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zHc3pKsUIas
So Valerie is running the show. DJT: Go on offense!!!!
We’ve seen and heard more about ValJar and 0 than we have Muschell and 0.
Do they do tyranny surgery there? Inquiring minds want to know!!!
Do they have an extradition treaty with the U.S.?
For the love of God I’m begging you to never ever use that graphic again. Hopefully they’ll this she whore in a closet doing his best carradine impersonation.
Former presidents VJ and “michelle” have thrown him out of the house again.
Where’s his MIL? She live at Schloss Kalorama, too? I bet Barky will spend 85% of his time a thousand miles away from that house for the next four years, 100% after his daughters move out. The beard is finally loose.
The question on everyone’s mind:
“What about your brackets, Barack??”
OK Alex………. ” What is a GAYcation”???
@ The Rat Fink
He’s giving the ole glory hole a test run after getting it resleeved.
Give them a big ring of fire earthquake and
tidal wave please!!!!! Pretty PLEASE!!
No doubt he’s gonna get his gay on.
Pretty sure Michelle found someone else to blow her
I have a friend who lives on Tahiti. He told me that our disgraced Kenyan ex-president arrived on Tahiti on a private jet. Meanwhile, famous gay activist David Geffen arrived at Tahiti on his superyacht Rising Sun today. Conincidence? I think not.
My prediction is that whilst in the middle of a gay orgy called “Swallow the Plank”, Obama and Geffen will plot how Obama can come out of the closet so that it will have the maximum pro-gay effect.