Obama should be calling him any day now.
David Denson plays for the Milwaukee Brewers farm team. He just came out of the closet and is getting plenty of ink and accolades, not for his baseball talent, but because he prefers wang in his chocolate starfish. That’s praiseworthy.
So when he doesn’t get signed by a MLB team it will be “homophobia,” not because he strikes out in 1/3rdĀ of his at bats.
Muss make yo momma so proud!
Oh dear. The gubmint is SO helpful, isn’t it? Now everyone will think all gays are horrible athletes. Is that what they wanted to have happen? BTW, there are openly gay athletes but no one cares because they don’t announce themselves, make a big deal out of themselves just for being gay. Their pride is in what they do, not who they do.
Idiots.
Oh, good grief! NOT baseball? Tennis, sure. Football, been there. Curling, naturally.
But not baseball!
Oh, what am I saying? Chocolate Starfish is the new national sport.
Well the good news is Tim Tebow is doing good in the second half against the Colts.
The reason they announce it is because they have no talent.
“He prefers wang in his chocolate starfish.” LMAO. sputtered coffee. Damn!
In 2013, he struck out 35% of the time and has since reduced that to 33%. See how much better they become once out of the closet? *snicker*. I mean, gays are superior to heteros, and those that are only 98% perfect will achieve total 100% perfection once out of the closet.
By the way, I hate all the happy friendly terms used to describe buggery. Gay, chocolate, starfish, pansy, fairy. It should be shame, shit, butt hole, crab, poison ivy, ogre.
He’s in his third year of Pro ball, playing in the Advanced rookie Pioneer league. So if the Brewers don’t advance him to the Major League club ASAP (bypassing long-A, AA and AAA ball), then the Brewers are homophobes, right?
I’m not so sure chocolate starfish is a happy, friendly term.
Because of you, I can never eat or look at a box of these ever again.
http://www.ohnuts.com/showImage.cfm/extra-large/Belgian%20Chocolate%20Seashells.jpg
Let’s try:
pervert
dick licker
shit licker
ass sucker
knob gobbler
butthole surfer
sodomite
knob polisher
cocksucker
ass reamer
B. Hussein ObamaBot
tongue-in-groove
carpet muncher
lickety split
dick breath
fart sniffer
Did I leave any out?
He has three balls…no wonder he walks funny.
3… 2… 1… That boy deserves the Arthur Ass Courage Award.
The words chocolate and starfish individually are nice things. Put together they become nasty.
Three years in Rookie -A ball; I’m sure he’s not been advanced due to the homophobia of pro baseball, and his lifetime A level batting avg of .238 had nothing to do with it.
He’s too late. Pro baseball had its first gay player 35 years ago. And he was pretty good, and he was forced out because he was gay. But he didn’t ask for special treatment. http://espn.go.com/espn/story/_/page/Mag15historyofthehighfive/who-invented-high-five
Any player pushing this now had better have the talent, as Burke did.
Babe Ruth says, “He lends a whole new meaning to the expression: ‘Grab your bat and let’s hit some balls…’ “
He just needs a little “redistribution of batting statistics” to get his BA up to about .350, then he’ll be a shoe-in for the majors!
Thas my boy! He cain’t play ball worth shit, but lordy lordy! Can he suck a dick! He was the most popular boy in the project. Every boy who couldn’t get a date, or had a drippin, oozin dick come to see my boy! Made some pretty good side money, too!
An take it up the ass!? Land o Goshen! You gotta be shittin me! I swear that’s where his daddy parked his Honda! That boy never makes a sound when he fart! The stink jus kinda creep up on ya! Some a dem BIG boys come by there, and my boy could take every inch! Not cryin like some l’il dumb slut, neither! I b’lieve Revrum Al come by a couple times …
I always knew the “high five” had to be a queer thing. Thanks for posting that info.
They should have their own team, what better way to highlight their special skills. Call it the Sliding Wangholes.
“Wang in his Starfish” lol!
He’s taken a couple of balls to the chin but I’m not sure if that’s an official baseball stat or not.
Why not?they its done in the educational grading system so it won’t be long now til sports follow suit
TeeBoe scores for the Eagles!
Eagles-36 Colts-10
Tebow ran the ball in for a touchdown with two minutes to go.
Irony! That right there…just won it all!
And Fur cracked me saying this “man” prefers wang in his. I’m still laughing over that.
He’s okay with a 6-4-3 dp, but he’s a pro ar straddling the bag.
Sorry, Moe Tom, I didn’t read far enough down. I’m still laughing too. He prefers wang… too funny!
I’m laying on the floor in convulsions, laughing my you know what off. You people crack me up,
turd burglar
rump ranger
sword swallower
Don’t forget rump wrestler.
“Look at that !! It’s a line drive WAY UP THE MIDDLE !!
He is best known for sliding into homo.