Via Uncle Al in the Bullpen
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Ever consider paying tribute to an “ex” on Valentines Day? Perhaps doing something that shows exactly how you feel about them?
This year, Centre Wildlife Care is giving you the chance to do just that.
If you make a donation to a fund that go towards restoring local bat populations, you can name a meal worm after your “ex” which will be eaten by Betsy (a large brown bat) at Centre Wildlife Care.
If you donate more than $45 dollars, you’ll get a personalized video clip of Betsy eating the worm (labeled with a name of your choosing).
“Graboski says bats are needed in local ecosystems for pest control–which assists farmers.”
And also for Chinese virologists attempting to modify corona virus.
https://www.ctvnews.ca/lifestyle/broken-hearted-zoos-will-let-you-name-a-cockroach-after-your-ex-and-watch-it-get-eaten-1.4802271
The American Small Brown Bat eats upwards of 3,000 mosquitoes per night. The Democrat Barking Moonbat eats upwards of 1 trillion dollars per year.
I know a couple of guys that would buy into that if the bats ate their wives and they were given the worm in their place.
After seeing that Smellosi Bat, I’m going to need a couple of muscle relaxers to settle my brain down so I can sleep tonight without having nightmares of it.
TAKE MY MONEY!!! lol
That Bat will be too fat to fly after they get my list
Smellosi’s Bat Mitzvah
Has she planned for the insignificance
of her retirement ?
And how she will be laughingly remembered?
How she was in command of her party’s
destruction ?
How she had no control over four freshwoman
reps who dictated party policy more than
she could / would ?
She could bow out with less shame than
being voted out with more shame.
But I don’t think those smellocrats
are smart enough to do that. After all .
they’re the ones who kept re-electing her.
man, this is going to be sooooooo expensive at $45 a pop
Nasty Pelosi, Chuckles the Clown, Adam Schiffhole, Jerry the Waddler, Killary, Liz, Comrade Bernie, Comey, Brennan, Barky O, The View harpies, every assclown in Ho-Wood, Gov. Coonman, deBlazio, the entire CNN & MSDNC crews … & on & on & on …
where’s Little Mikey Doomberg’s wallet when you need it? … maybe I can get a Gov’t. grant for an ‘art’ project …
that’s it! I’ll get a gov’t grant to set up an ‘interactive fun family experience’ (& we’re not judgmental on what you consider a family), for all ages.
for the kiddies, they can throw darts at the balloon-faces of above-mentioned people. a quarter a shot … hey, gotta pay for all those balloons
for the teen brats, they can use BB guns (parental-unit permission, of course … sign this waver), or bean-bag ’em, ala Cornhole … maybe we’ll us Lawn Darts instead
for the young adults, they have the Poo Fling (we’re really being artsy now!) where bags of poo are thrown at their favorite d’RAT cut-out
for the older crowd, they can choose their weapons … slingshot, bow & arrows, throwing knives, .22 caliber, 9mm, .45 caliber, .50 cal, rocket launcher, mini-gun, guided TOW missile, Apache helicopter, A-10 (this is predicated on a sliding scale of monetary ‘contributions’)
damn, this just might work … Note To Self: check gofundme