Babylon Bee: WASHINGTON, D.C. — Senator Mitt Romney reassured supporters today that he would be remaining a faithful member of the Democratic Party.
“The Democratic Party can continue to count on me through thick and thin,” said Mr. Romney in a statement. “While Senator Sinema and I have both occasionally voted with Congressional Republicans, I want voters to rest assured that I will never go turncoat like her. I’m staying put.” more. h/t NAAC
Nah, you’re not a turncoat to the UniParty. But you ARE a turncoat to the good (albeit misguided) people of Utah that voted you into office.
This BBee story should rightfully be posted under Not-A-Bee.
I’m not surprised. The Democrat party has no ethics making them a perfect home for that fraud.
He has always been a Dummy. Must be heredity.
I wonder if he had any idea how stucking fupid the double face diapers made him look)
People in Utah still think Mitt is still the guy who saved the Olympics. That Mitt has been gone for a long time but they just can’t let go of the husk that remains.