Before I Die I Want To… – IOTW Report

Before I Die I Want To…

This is a public board in San Diego.

One of our readers (I will let them step forward if they want to identify themselves because saying San Diego is info they might not want to reveal) sent this in. They also participated.

Gee, I wonder which one is theirs?

What would you write?

29 Comments on Before I Die I Want To…

  1. I want to see the deposition from the Secret Service detail where they explain how they tried, but just could not get the golf cart off of Barry in time to save him from drowning in the water hazard

  2. Ride in a FTL spaceship to the edge of the Universe and back again with lots of stops along the way. Okay, okay, I’ll settle for growing some beets, spinach and potatoes in my old age.

  3. forcibly deport ALL Filthy Mohammedan Savages from all the non-57IslamicCountries back to the Third World Shitholes from whence they came and then take all their shit they left behind as compensation for all the expense & suffering they’ve caused us.

  4. Touch my dick with the end of my nose …….
    or – or – ride a unicorn BEARBACK!

    or have a whole yard full of bunnies – pink bunnies, blue bunnies, green bunnies, yellow bunnies …

  5. “…Lobster Bisque…Peking Duck…Ray, these are lunch specials.”
    “Right, they’re something I want to eat. I never had those.”
    “Uh huh…enlarged prostate…”
    “Yeah, that’s something I want to avoid…not something I want to…eat.”

  6. well at my age I would like to see a lot of things change but I will live with what I got until I hear the last trumpet-the voice of the arch angel and Jesus coming back in glory with a rod of iron to beat all the—- into submission once and for all. 🙂

  7. see the unveiling of the lies we have been told by leftists for what they are, the subsequent convictions and removal from office and the elimination of any chance forever, of their ability to regain power. I’ll settle for a Clinton or Obama conviction.

  8. see conservatism actually applied. A no-shit application of true conservative principles that would usher in an era of success and — oh who am I kidding. Just let me visit the Eiffel Tower and then I’ll call it quits.

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