Star Tribune
A beluga whale found with a tight harness that appeared to be Russian made has raised the alarm of Norwegian officials and prompted speculation that the animal may have escaped from a Russian military facility.
Joergen Ree Wiig of the Norwegian Directorate of Fisheries says “Equipment St. Petersburg” is written on the harness strap, which features a mount for an action camera. More
Fake news.
Hillary cant swim.
Beluga warriors, the terror of the high seas.
A beluga whale with a strap on, featuring a mount for an action camera. These special olympics are getting out of hand
Jerry Nadler just issued a subpoena for the white whale to appear before his committee, June 4th.
CNN has already scooped MSNBC by declaring the discover of a new witness to possible collusion with the Russians a “Bombshell.”
“A white whale with Russian markings leads right to the White House, that you can be sure of,” declared Adam Schiff. “A camera mounting on the animal is all the proof needed to prove Trump spied on Hillary during the election.”
I never knew that Beluga Caviar comes from whales!
“This just in: In what was first thought to be a Beluga whale with a strap-on was in fact Rosie O’Donnell, similarly equipped.”
What is Orca Winfrey when we need her most?