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Bernie Getting Arrested Looks Like a D-bag

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  1. Accompanying article: Police were called in to help a bum who was disturbing the peace on Tuesday with his constipated moans. A nearby doctor (pictured at left with cigarette) quickly produced a stool softener pill and the police officers had the unenviable task of holding up the unemployed man while he moaned and assumed the position. When asked for comment the doctor replied, “Never seen anything like it. This guy is completely full of shit and apparently has been for years.”

  2. An Elvis impersonator was arrested while wearing “white” suede shoes singing “one for the state, two for the state, three for the state, go scat go, don’t you step on my manifesto”.
    The impersonator was admitted to the sanatorium for further evaluation and sentenced to a life in socialist Vermont.

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