21 Comments on Bernie Getting Arrested Looks Like a D-bag
Accompanying article: Police were called in to help a bum who was disturbing the peace on Tuesday with his constipated moans. A nearby doctor (pictured at left with cigarette) quickly produced a stool softener pill and the police officers had the unenviable task of holding up the unemployed man while he moaned and assumed the position. When asked for comment the doctor replied, “Never seen anything like it. This guy is completely full of shit and apparently has been for years.”
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black neighbors rest easy as chicago police arrest bernard sanders, suspect in peeping tom events on south side.
So, the question is, how will the American people react to this during a general election (e.g. Trump vs. Sanders)? Would they care – if they knew?
Communist agitator, who hopes to be Commissar someday, arrested for subversive acts against the American way of life, freedom, liberty and pursuit of happiness.
An Elvis impersonator was arrested while wearing “white” suede shoes singing “one for the state, two for the state, three for the state, go scat go, don’t you step on my manifesto”.
The impersonator was admitted to the sanatorium for further evaluation and sentenced to a life in socialist Vermont.
Comment from the Chicago Trib;
“And 30 years later he would earn his first paycheck.”
I imagine that guy on the left being William F. Buckly Jr., and his thought at that exact moment being “I profoundly believe it takes a lot of practice to become a moral slob.”
And the instant before Sanders went into his hissy fit Buckley said to him; “I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would affront your intelligence.”
How can Hellary beat him now? He has an arrest record? Talk about Demonrat street cred
Put Hillster’s and/or O’s face in there and you have a nice family heirloom to hang on your wall.
Now had that picture been of the cops dragging him by his feet so his face could drag the ground, I would order posters.
Back then it was a given they would use the batons on his ass, not seeing that.
Cop: C’mon ya smelly hippie, bath time!”
The arrest of a phucking Skell.
Right, but it sure would be a beautiful sight to see both him and old hag Hillary arrested, cuffed and perp walked today!
you can’t fool me…. that’s Gilbert Godfrey
Hopefully this was taken BEFORE they worked him over with the sand-filled rubber hoses.
The black vote (who he’s trying to court) will love this because he’s wearing a hoodie.
….and great minds think alike, right?
Obviously the sentencing laws of the time were too lenient…he got out!
He had always dreamed about being jail-raped and now that dream was finally coming true. He would never stand up straight again.
Accompanying article: Police were called in to help a bum who was disturbing the peace on Tuesday with his constipated moans. A nearby doctor (pictured at left with cigarette) quickly produced a stool softener pill and the police officers had the unenviable task of holding up the unemployed man while he moaned and assumed the position. When asked for comment the doctor replied, “Never seen anything like it. This guy is completely full of shit and apparently has been for years.”
photo caption
black neighbors rest easy as chicago police arrest bernard sanders, suspect in peeping tom events on south side.
So, the question is, how will the American people react to this during a general election (e.g. Trump vs. Sanders)? Would they care – if they knew?
Communist agitator, who hopes to be Commissar someday, arrested for subversive acts against the American way of life, freedom, liberty and pursuit of happiness.
An Elvis impersonator was arrested while wearing “white” suede shoes singing “one for the state, two for the state, three for the state, go scat go, don’t you step on my manifesto”.
The impersonator was admitted to the sanatorium for further evaluation and sentenced to a life in socialist Vermont.
He looks like that Subway Jared guy!
https://iotwreport.com/jared-wants-his-unreasonable-prison-sentence-reduced/
Comment from the Chicago Trib;
“And 30 years later he would earn his first paycheck.”
I imagine that guy on the left being William F. Buckly Jr., and his thought at that exact moment being “I profoundly believe it takes a lot of practice to become a moral slob.”
And the instant before Sanders went into his hissy fit Buckley said to him; “I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would affront your intelligence.”
How can Hellary beat him now? He has an arrest record? Talk about Demonrat street cred
Put Hillster’s and/or O’s face in there and you have a nice family heirloom to hang on your wall.
Now had that picture been of the cops dragging him by his feet so his face could drag the ground, I would order posters.
Back then it was a given they would use the batons on his ass, not seeing that.
Cop: C’mon ya smelly hippie, bath time!”
The arrest of a phucking Skell.
Right, but it sure would be a beautiful sight to see both him and old hag Hillary arrested, cuffed and perp walked today!
you can’t fool me…. that’s Gilbert Godfrey
Hopefully this was taken BEFORE they worked him over with the sand-filled rubber hoses.
The black vote (who he’s trying to court) will love this because he’s wearing a hoodie.
….and great minds think alike, right?
Obviously the sentencing laws of the time were too lenient…he got out!
He had always dreamed about being jail-raped and now that dream was finally coming true. He would never stand up straight again.