This was on Twitter
He’s demanding big tanks on the mall,
For his Fourth of July Big Ass Ball
He wants soldiers, firecrackers,
Flyovers and Fox yakkers
And your taxes to pay for it all!!
Our tipster gave her back in kind–>
There was an old actress named Bette
Whose anger at Trump made her sweat
She posted a rhyme
That wasted our time
That foolish old actress named Bette
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I can play.
There was once a crunt who was brain addled
So triggered, so easily rattled
Her teeth are so big
with that long flowing wig
she’s lucky she isn’t saddled
(Okay, not my best, but I’m in a rush!)
There was a has been named beth
who wished for our presidents death
but it isn’t to be unless, we agree
he strays close enough to her breath.
A washed-up old singer named Midler
Who’s had her last dance to the fiddler
Now spends all her time
Making Trump-bashing rhyme
And wishing someone would come diddle her.
The old hags name is Bette Midler, who has become a bitter old diddler. From her big fancy home, she has written a poem. And it’s a stupid poem and I’m sorry I wasted my time reading the damn thing!
Although some find Her amusing
there’s a Bette I wouldn’t mind losing
Bette Midler is and old singer
who thought she posted a winner
but when Fur read the prose
he wrinkled his nose then
he responded in kind
the shrew lost her mind
and even threw up her dinner.
Is that picture Bette or Dee Snider?
Well here’s a song for her to think about.
Totar Win!
https://youtu.be/TBLtUdEoEQI
Bette who?
A washed up old poo.
Haters gotta hate.
Make America Great.
@Lowell,
I can’t tell you for sure. The only thing I know is that I’ve never seen Dee Snyder and Bette Midler in the same room at the same time (with apologies to Snyder).
How about the
FACT
That President Trump is protecting D.C.
from a credible threatened terrorist attack
on Independence Day.
Is Ms. Midler’s brain capable of understanding that ?
Similar preparations have been made in NYC although
not nearly as visible.
It would be nice if the useless old hag
didn’t hate America so much.
She did some good work.
Why can’t she just pretend to be human?
What drives these people (and geese) to shit on everything?
Why must they sully and besmirch everything they touch?
There’s some kind of negative force, here, with these people – something dark, sinister.
izlamo delenda est …
She’s hoping that you won’t recall,
That Democrats like JFK and LBJ
also had “big tanks on the mall”
And your taxes did pay for it all!!
https://twitter.com/CSteven/status/1146298979942113282
Trump is the greatest troller of the completely full-of-shit, hypocritical, stick-up-the-ass chattering classes in modern memory. You just know he said, “Order some tanks in for the parade. They’re gonna lose their minds. (grin)”
We dont call them hollywood idiots for nothing.
Remember when she sang the IRS’ praises when obama and lois lerner used it to terrorize conservatives?
What a moron.
Sorry Fur and Gin, Vietvet for the win.
There was a young man from Kentuckit – – oh never mind.
Bette, a fag-moll from Hawa-ii
Couldn’t make an erect pee-pee
She’d lick and stroke
But it was all a big joke
To the fags and their limp wee-wees.
(She called herself a fag-moll because she got her start singing in bath houses in NYC)
She looks like an animal control “Dog Wanted”
poster at the pound.
I know this isn’t the place (since I’m sure I’ll be accused of intergenerational perversion — which is apparently a bad thing… in these parts). But Bette looks way better than I expected. For a hag of her vintage.
With her popularity saggin’
Her tongue continues it’s waggin’
She’s stupid, of course
With a face like a horse
She was born to be pulling a wagon
There was a crusty old seahag named Bette.
Trump’s election has got her upset.
It sure will be funny.
When Trump wins twenty twenty.
And still no one will touch her on a bet.
The old has-beens use Trump to stay relevant.
You just know they’re involuntary celibate.
This ones name is Bette Midler.
And nobody will diddle her.
The bull Shiite you know she is full of it.
Old has-beens go fishing for flatter.
They don’t realize, their opinions don’t matter.
Just like this broad they call Bette.
She got in line, but brains she did not get.
Instead she got a face to make people scatter.
Code Pinkos got Baby Trump, but no helium.
Now someone is going to have robotic Trump on toilet 🚽 tweeting.
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2019/07/classy-leftist-protesters-to-bring-giant-robot-of-trump-tweeting-on-the-toilet-to-dcs-4th-of-july-celebrations/
Sicko lefties.
Bette Midler has seen better days
Now popular only with gays
No longer relevant
And a face like an elephant
Who cares what she’ll tweet or she’ll say?
Old Bette with hanging jowl
Felt a need to empty her bowel
She crapped on the floor
Then headed for the door
Leaving a stench most foul