Biden Not Throwing Out Traditional First Pitch Of The New MLB Season – IOTW Report

Biden Not Throwing Out Traditional First Pitch Of The New MLB Season

Gateway Pundit

Feeble Joe Biden will not be throwing out the first pitch at Opening Day at Nationals Park this week.

“I know the President’s eager to get out to Nationals’ stadium. Many beautiful days, many beautiful baseball games ahead this spring. It’s not on the President’s schedule this week but I certainly expect that baseball fans will be hearing from him in next couple of days,” White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki said during Tuesday’s briefing. More

22 Comments on Biden Not Throwing Out Traditional First Pitch Of The New MLB Season

  1. Professional baseball fields are immaculately groomed.

    There is no way they will let a feeble old man that shits on the floor of the house we are being forced to let him live in on the turf.

    Feces kills grass.

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  2. Lots of stairs to climb & descend to get onto the diamond. Then the walk up the mound. Then he would need to be pointed towards the plate & away from 2nd base. And the Nats game was also at his “sundown” time, probably. All of this before he even tries to throw the damn ball.

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  3. Why would he throw out the First Bitch? Who else is going to stand behind him and whisper the correct responses to questions when he suffers one of his many brain farts during interviews?

    Oh, wait —

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  4. Great!! We all know that Joey B would possibly throw the worst first pitch ever. Go ahead and do a search on the worst first pitches. Can any of you point out one of those terrible moments in history would be worse than Joey B?

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  5. C’mon man! Of course, I can throw out the first white ball thing at that stadium over there …………….
    ……….. What was I talking about

    Im getting pretty tired about all you Jim Crows talking about me being ….. whats that word, Jill? …. Oh right senile. Keep this up and I’ll take you out back and beat the hell out of you

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  6. Unofficial version: strings to this puppet are to short to let IT walk the field. They are overstretched when IT walks to board the plane, with obvious consequences. Supposedly wireless remote upgrade kit is on its way from China by USPS, but controller responsible for handling that package incorrectly located that country on the other side of the Moon, latest update is that controller is at Cape Canaveral awaiting departure to the Moon to confirm his mistake.
    So it will take some time, but the word is It (the puppet) will be ready for NFL next season of opening game kick-off. 😉
    [Kung Flu]

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  7. Here’s something I would have loved seeing: a pitching contest between paedophile senile dementia Greezy Joe and bitter warmonger globalist RINO Johnny McStain.

    McStain might have won it if he’d learned how to pitch sidearm

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  8. Is this mother clucker actually so far gone he can’t throw a baseball? I think so. No State of the Union. no first pitch, whats not happening next?!?

    AMERICA KNOWS WHATS GOING ON!
    WE KNOW BIDEN DIDN’T WIN NOV 2020

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