Biden Tells Nation To Rely On Santa, Remembers Christmases Of Shortages Past – IOTW Report

Biden Tells Nation To Rely On Santa, Remembers Christmases Of Shortages Past

Daily Mail (uk)

President Joe Biden pushed Wednesday that the supply chain issues will be worked out so that Americans can mostly enjoy the holiday season. 

‘Now I can’t promise that every person will get every gift they want on time – only Santa Claus can keep that promise,’ Biden said, adding that ‘there are items every year that sell out, that are hard to find.’

He noted that ‘some of you moms and dads may remember Cabbage Patch Kids in the 80s or Beanie Babies in the 90s’, when short supplies meant they were hard to come by. More

9 Comments on Biden Tells Nation To Rely On Santa, Remembers Christmases Of Shortages Past

  1. Way to put young parents on the spot Joe. He knows Santa doesn’t actually E.X,I.S.T., right? Or maybe he misremembers meeting with Santa at the North Pole shops in the 80’s to address paying the elves a fair wage and unions as a great solution to the supply/demand issue saving trillions of Christmases for children around the globe.

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  2. The only way to mostly enjoy Christmas is to remember that Christmas is about the birth of Jesus as our Lord and savior and not commercialism and buying things that don’t last. Joey is a killjoy using using the phrase “mostly enjoy” implying that Christmas is all about what he and the rest of his progtard ilk will allow us to buy as long as it is in stock. He is the ultimate Grinch and unlike Dr. Seuss’s Grinch he will not ever have a change of heart. Joey is like the Daleks in Dr. Who, EXTERMINATE! He has no heart or soul and only wants it to be about him and his criminal family and all his brain dead, soul less Zombie like loyal supporters.

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  3. Slow Joe-
    The government’s going to rescue us from the shortages, you’ll see.
    No you won’t.
    Sure, when they are told by China when to, as in never. The point is to weekend and crush our economy. It’s a war, the real shooting hasn’t started yet.

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