NYP:
With plenty of time on his hands, Bill Clinton is teaming up with best-selling author James Patterson to write a political thriller called “The President is Missing,” the publishers announced Monday.
The novel will be “a unique amalgam of intrigue, suspense and behind-the-scenes global drama from the highest corridors of power. It will be informed by details that only a president can know,” Alfred A. Knopf and Little, Brown and Co. said in a statement.
It is due out in June 2018 as a joint-release from the two rival publishers.
The publishers didn’t say how much the former president would be paid for the work. more here
SNIP: Gee, I wonder what the book will be about? So much to choose from…
Vote fraud? Political scandals? Murder? Scamming the public? Charity fraud? Impeachment? Failed presidential runs? Bimbo eruptions? Fugly daughters named Chelsea? Slutty interns? Lying to Congress? Unsecured national secrets documents? Uranium sales? Rape?
What have I missed?
James Patterson was a decent writer at first with “Along Came a Spider” and a few others. Lately, he is doing a new commercial every month for a new book that he co-writes with someone (who I think is writing the whole thing). He is as much of a shill as Clinton–so I wonder who really will be writing this book? More importantly, who cares?
Well, that’s a book I will put on my must not read list. Did the look under the Oval Office desk or any of the other places he had sex with Monica?
Given Clinton’s life long disgusting behavior, why would anyone want to be associated with him? Oh yeah………….the money.
So… James Patterson is writing a book and his publisher paid Bill Clinton to put his name on the cover. Typical Clinton book deal.
…..”More importantly, who cares?”….
That pretty much covers it.
The President is Missing? Wasn’t that already penned by Hillary? Patterson is as gay as the front row of a Cher concert and Bill is a rapist, so imagine the ‘twist and turns’ on every page.
I’ve heard the working title is “Better Put Some Ice on That”.
I bet Bill doesn’t write a word. This is how liberal politicians get paid.
This must be a sequel to last Summer’s flop, “The Presidential Candidate Is Missing”.
Land deals, missing billing records, perjury, rocket technology transfer, unsecured classified documents and world class campaigning in chapter one.
Sounds like OJ if I did it book, so this one will be “If I slipped the SS detail, If I went to an island for underage sex…” etc
The president wasn’t missing, he was on Pedophile Island all along.
If he called the book “The President’s Plane is Missing,” he’d have a best seller.
More upcoming thrillers from Penman Clinton:
The Penicillin Files
Club Soda Will Get That Stain Out
My Wife Will Never Know
Indiana Jeff and the Pedo island of Doom
Waiting to Inhale
More Than One Way to Smoke a Stogie
The Maltese Fucktard
Of course, President Billy was missing. He was under the desk getting a BJ!
The president is missing? Wasn’t that the biography of Oclowno?
For all his faults one still has to admire William Jefferson Clinton for his one supreme achievement. He got almost as much oral sex as Hillary did and based on the size and shape of Huma’s large mouth Hillary got plenty!
He was the best of slimes, he was the worst of slimes.
I’d be missing too if Hillary was my wife!
“Willy Does Washington”
So far as I can tell, Patterson only writes his “Cross” series by himself. Patterson used to write entertaining escapist novels, but his co-authored stuff is subpar. I doubt Patterson did much on this project other than lend his name to it, and there is a third ghost writer primarily involved.
Tom Clancy did this, and Clive Cussler has gone down this road as well. Putting Clinton’s name on the cover is just a con to increase sales.
James Patterson? What, William Fullbright not good enough?
Odin 2013–at least with the title “The President’s plane is missing”–CNN would cover it ad nauseam.
“The President is Missing” – A story of intrigue and suspense. Top White House and Intelligence staff are paralyzed as a secretly planned attack of a US Embassy in North Africa is underway. Orders to stand down until a proper uniform can be authorized to wear for a rescue mission can be approved. Meanwhile, the Secretary of State is passed out drunk at 3AM and the President is missing and cannot be found!
Has he been kidnapped by the same forces that are orchestrating the attack on the Embassy? Has he been whisked away by SS based on a sudden warning that a North Korean threat to launch a missile at Washington DC is imminent?
Or (spoiler) has he locked himself away in the bedroom of his secret male lover Veggie Dove, where they are enjoying a forbidden and secret interlude for 9 hours while the balance of a US Embassy is at stake?
A crime novel with expert ‘co-author’.
Just another money laundering scheme. The Clinton story is old and tiresome, no one wants a book from or about them.
What about robbing the National Archives with Sandy?
How I armed North Korea so they wouldn’t be in the dark?
The unfortunate 60+ people that knew to much?
Bill Clinton is just playing at the current fad of celebrity “authored” books. It will be the opposite of a thriller.
The title: Ho Hum.
It will be a good read if you want to go to sleep!