Billy Nye Seems To Know A Lot About Cow Farts

22 Comments on Billy Nye Seems To Know A Lot About Cow Farts

1. The cows might not fart so much but the meat has a bit of a flatulent aftertaste.

2. This dude is really anal-retentive about this subject.

3. Trusting anything “scientific” that Bill Nye says would be like going to George Clooney for medical advice, since Clooney did play a doctor on TV just like Nye played a scientist on TV.

   It would be much more appropriate to call him “Bill Nye, the Marxist guy”.

4. I looked up ‘cow fart’ in the dictionary and saw Nye’s picture…no surprise there, kiddies.

5. Cut the funding and there’ll be no more concerns about cow farts. Geez. There was a time when the earth was crawling with hundreds of millions of buffalo, horses, sheep, hogs, goats, you name it, all over the earth. And guess what? The earth survived. If those guys don’t like cow farts, they should take their noses out of cows asses.

6. Wait a second. If livestock is responsible for destroying the world by eating plant matter, firstly it’s not man made, and secondly, converting the human diet to all vegetables would only contribute to the problem since the problem to begin with is too many animals consuming too many vegetables. Logic: try it, Bill.

7. They’ll be screeching about GMO Frankenfarts soon.

8. “aaaaggghhh, it smells like burning naugahyde!!!”

9. Hard to tell the difference between cow farts, or the putrid air emanating from that horses ass.

10. What jerks like Nye will never say is that what the green blob calls “wetlands” (we call them “swamps) globally produce more methane than cattle by about 50%. But the greenies like swamps and want more swamps, so mum’s the word.

11. Imagine the kind of farting the dinosaurs did when they roamed the earth. I’m surprised no modern scientist hasn’t declared that it wasn’t an asteroid that did them in but the methane released from their gigantic butts.

12. Gah!! Bill Nye the “Gee My Publicist is Getting Me a Lot of Press” Guy! I’d like to see him conduct his own double-blind cow fart studies with a herd of dairy bulls, reportedly the meanest cows in the world. I can just see him now, running for his life like “Speed Walker!”

13. There’s no fart expert like an Old Fart pseudoscientist, I guess.

14. Some guys look great in a bow tie.
    Nye looks like a pencil-necked geek in one.

15. Uncle Al, thanks for that pic! Great indeed!

16. Uncle Al, thanks for that pic! Great indeed!

17. Bill Nye, wasn’t that the guy who sang burning down the house?

18. That shows how much Nye knows about cows, methane or genetic engineering. It’s the gut bacteria that produce the methane.

19. How many Buffalo were there?
    No wonder the Indians lost.
    After killing all those Buffalo the ensuing Ice Age put them into torpor and we just moved in

20. Phucking moron, cows can’t burp, they either
    fart or die.

    Ever see a cow that’s gotten into a fresh
    alfalfa field and foundered? Vet comes in with
    a hose, a scalpel, and makes a big mess to vent
    them off. Sometimes they survive.

21. Funny Steve Martin on farts.
    http://youtu.be/DSMxFp0_U3U

22. Shill Lie couldn’t fart his way out of a wet diaper bag.