“I’ve got to figure it out before August 1, because my last paycheck was like $1,800 in June,” she says. “[I lost] friends and the jobs and the work and—oh, my God—so much at the same time.”
It’s safe to say that Rachel Dolezal never thought much about the endgame. You can see it on her face in the local-TV news video—the one so potently viral it transformed her from regional curiosity to global punch line in the span of 48 hours in mid-June. It is precisely the look of a white woman who tanned for a darker hue, who showcased a constant rotation of elaborately designed African American hairstyles, and who otherwise lived her life as a black woman, being asked if she is indeed African American.
It is the look of a cover blown.
(…) And yet, Dolezal’s claim on black womanhood still seems to be non-negotiable. Even in conversation with an actual black woman on the other end of the line or sitting in her cozy home, Dolezal unequivocally identifies as black. (Never mind the ancestry.com heritage test that arrived on her doorstep the day I visited.)
h/t Flaming Hetero
Karma…
Honey you didn’t lose everything, you’re still black, right? 🙄
Yeah, but you got to admit, she got Sideshow Bob’s hairstyle down pat.
Wah, wah, f@cking wah. Go cry to someone who give a sh!t, beeyotch.
She could be a live action Sideshow Bob on The Simpsons.
Just change her skin to yellow. Shouldn’t be a problem.
No sympathy. Her entire professional and personal life was a lie.
Millions of people in the US have lost everything at the hands of obama’s policies and progressives like rachel dolezal . Unlike this false wanna be something she’s not, they were honest, hard working people who contributed to society. dolezal is a liar, taker, deceiver, user and loser.
She is deserving of the consequences she has brought upon herself.
Now she really knows what it’s like to be black under Obama.
She’d be an awesome welfare queen!
Try the welfare office Rachel, they know all about fraudulent claims.
You lost so much. Why don’t you quit pretending you’re black? People dislike liars for some reason.
Sympathy? Hang on a sec.
*pats pockets*
sympathy…sympathy…now where’d…
*checks wallet, sighs*
Sorry.
She should be a tanning consultant, I think George Hamilton has retired.
I am sure she’ll be claiming white on her new job applications.
Lies, lies, and more lies …
make a good Demonrat politician …
She’s probably the only white chic, that the blacks don’t want..
Alas, you won’t find people like her in Franken’s book.
To quote an old Travis Tritt song: “Here’s a quarter, call someone who cares”. And my old high school history teacher used to say: “Tough! it’s a cruel world we live in. You get nothing for nothing!”
Like my old Drill Sergeant used to say: “Looking for sympathy, son? You’ll find it in the Dictionary – between ‘shit’ and ‘syphilis'”.
; D
Cry me a river build a bridge and get over it. .
Here’s a funny thought…nobody likes you.
Komplete karma would be that she gets diagnosed with skin cancer because of the fake tanning.
This article brought a smile to my otherwise dismal, fart-less morning…..I’m losing my touch!!!
“Dolezal unequivocally identifies as black”
And Bruce Jenner identifies as a woman, problem is, she isn’t black and Jenner isn’t a woman. This is the consequence of being a liar. Go down to welfare and get on the dole like all your other black nonrelatives.
Hooo gonna collect mah welfay, pay fo ma Cadillac?
I think Boehner took that franchise over…..
Maybe she could put a rubber band around her head and snap out of it.
Black and unemployed, an Obama legacy.
The truly sad thing is that too many people, both left and right don’t see that there is actually no difference between the wrongness of it ALL. They continue to celebrate Jenner and yet demonize Dolezal.
If she is broke she could go pick cotton!
Actually, if she could suck 9 dicks per hour, at a dollar a dick, she could recover her salary of $1800/month.
And if she swallows, she won’t have to take lunch!
She should have claimed to be born in Hawaii, and/or a college graduate with high honors that no one is allowed to verify. You know, take a trail blazed by other community organizers.
Perhaps if she were claiming to be a black MAN, Jenner could offer some tips on getting ‘the public’ sympathy.
She’ll have to explain why she was dismissed from her previous position…bwahhhhhhh!
Perhaps she can get a liberal sympathizer to green light a rewrite of that classic film ‘Soul Man’: To achieve his dream of attending Harvard, a pampered teen poses as a young black man to receive a full scholarship.
To achieve her dream of denying a qualified black from attaining a position of high authority within the historic black organization, she self-identifies as a young black woman and successfully fools the group’s members thereby securing a position of power and money.
I expect when she gets broke enough she will lean on her parents – the white privileged ones – for assistance. She is that much of a shitbag. And judging by her parents comments in interviews, they will likely help her.
Come to think of it, Boehner has been working the same gig as Rachel Dolezal for quite a while.
I, unfortunately, read the entire article. Rachel says she may not be African-American, but she IS black — except when she wasn’t, which was when she sued Howard University for discrimination AS A WHITE WOMAN.
Eat more beans and get back to us.
With apologies to Jimbo, here’s a quarter, Rachel, call Sharpton and complain.
Tim…you are a very bad man….very bad….
What she needs is a healthy dose of white privilege to help her get back on her feet…
Oh I think most people are snickering at both Jenner and Dolezal. Jenner was given an award that he didn’t deserve and people let it be known. Dolezal is an out and out liar and because of her phD degree it makes it harder for anyone to take her seriously ever again. She’s white and broke, she’ll be identifying with that shortly.
She is the adopted white daughter of African American sharecroppers, who grew to adulthood naïvely unaware of her obvious adoption. Her invention; the Opti-grab was a big success until the class action law suit. Bankrupt, depressed, and now homeless, she is abandoned.
Rachel walked out saying: ” that’s the only thing I need is *this*. I don’t need this or this. Just this ashtray… And this paddle game. – The ashtray and the paddle game and that’s all I need… And this remote control. – The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that’s all I need… And these matches. – The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball… And this lamp. – The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that’s all *I* need.”
Now she can claim to be “born a poor black girl” and go on welfare.
She has that Art Garfunkel look..
It’s the saddest story I’ve ever heard.
Nologies necessary, Redskin. Well done!
Oops. Should have been “No apologies”. Damned sticky keyboard!
Hillary with a perm???
Simple solutions for simple problems …
Jus tryin t’hep a sistah out!
And she could honestly say she gets all her money from tips.
Wait, I thought there was a chair also – I must be misremembering.
Yeah, employers are just itching to hire a person of tarnished credibility.
You’ve coined a new word. I’m defining “noology” (umlaut required over the second o) as “the study of saying no,” as in, “No, you stupid lying sack of shit, you are NOT black.”
I usually recommend GoFundMe for assholes with sob stories.
Hang on a moment Rachel, I’ve got something for you.
Dolezal is the perfect example of liberal psychosis. Instead of accepting who she is, she convinces herself that she is something else. Anyone who denies that is attacked as racist, etc.