Black and Broke

Vanity Fair-

“I’ve got to figure it out before August 1, because my last paycheck was like $1,800 in June,” she says. “[I lost] friends and the jobs and the work and—oh, my God—so much at the same time.”

rachel dolezal

It’s safe to say that Rachel Dolezal never thought much about the endgame. You can see it on her face in the local-TV news video—the one so potently viral it transformed her from regional curiosity to global punch line in the span of 48 hours in mid-June. It is precisely the look of a white woman who tanned for a darker hue, who showcased a constant rotation of elaborately designed African American hairstyles, and who otherwise lived her life as a black woman, being asked if she is indeed African American.

It is the look of a cover blown.

(…) And yet, Dolezal’s claim on black womanhood still seems to be non-negotiable. Even in conversation with an actual black woman on the other end of the line or sitting in her cozy home, Dolezal unequivocally identifies as black. (Never mind the ancestry.com heritage test that arrived on her doorstep the day I visited.)

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h/t Flaming Hetero

55 Comments on Black and Broke

  1. She could be a live action Sideshow Bob on The Simpsons.
    Just change her skin to yellow. Shouldn’t be a problem.

  2. No sympathy. Her entire professional and personal life was a lie.

    Millions of people in the US have lost everything at the hands of obama’s policies and progressives like rachel dolezal . Unlike this false wanna be something she’s not, they were honest, hard working people who contributed to society. dolezal is a liar, taker, deceiver, user and loser.

    She is deserving of the consequences she has brought upon herself.

  3. You lost so much. Why don’t you quit pretending you’re black? People dislike liars for some reason.

  4. Sympathy? Hang on a sec.

    *pats pockets*

    sympathy…sympathy…now where’d…

    *checks wallet, sighs*

    Sorry.

  5. To quote an old Travis Tritt song: “Here’s a quarter, call someone who cares”. And my old high school history teacher used to say: “Tough! it’s a cruel world we live in. You get nothing for nothing!”

  6. Like my old Drill Sergeant used to say: “Looking for sympathy, son? You’ll find it in the Dictionary – between ‘shit’ and ‘syphilis'”.

    ; D

  7. This article brought a smile to my otherwise dismal, fart-less morning…..I’m losing my touch!!!

  8. “Dolezal unequivocally identifies as black”

    And Bruce Jenner identifies as a woman, problem is, she isn’t black and Jenner isn’t a woman. This is the consequence of being a liar. Go down to welfare and get on the dole like all your other black nonrelatives.

  9. The truly sad thing is that too many people, both left and right don’t see that there is actually no difference between the wrongness of it ALL. They continue to celebrate Jenner and yet demonize Dolezal.

  10. Actually, if she could suck 9 dicks per hour, at a dollar a dick, she could recover her salary of $1800/month.

    And if she swallows, she won’t have to take lunch!

  11. She should have claimed to be born in Hawaii, and/or a college graduate with high honors that no one is allowed to verify. You know, take a trail blazed by other community organizers.

    Perhaps if she were claiming to be a black MAN, Jenner could offer some tips on getting ‘the public’ sympathy.

  12. Perhaps she can get a liberal sympathizer to green light a rewrite of that classic film ‘Soul Man’: To achieve his dream of attending Harvard, a pampered teen poses as a young black man to receive a full scholarship.

    To achieve her dream of denying a qualified black from attaining a position of high authority within the historic black organization, she self-identifies as a young black woman and successfully fools the group’s members thereby securing a position of power and money.

  13. I expect when she gets broke enough she will lean on her parents – the white privileged ones – for assistance. She is that much of a shitbag. And judging by her parents comments in interviews, they will likely help her.

  14. I, unfortunately, read the entire article. Rachel says she may not be African-American, but she IS black — except when she wasn’t, which was when she sued Howard University for discrimination AS A WHITE WOMAN.

  15. Oh I think most people are snickering at both Jenner and Dolezal. Jenner was given an award that he didn’t deserve and people let it be known. Dolezal is an out and out liar and because of her phD degree it makes it harder for anyone to take her seriously ever again. She’s white and broke, she’ll be identifying with that shortly.

  16. She is the adopted white daughter of African American sharecroppers, who grew to adulthood naïvely unaware of her obvious adoption. Her invention; the Opti-grab was a big success until the class action law suit. Bankrupt, depressed, and now homeless, she is abandoned.

    Rachel walked out saying: ” that’s the only thing I need is *this*. I don’t need this or this. Just this ashtray… And this paddle game. – The ashtray and the paddle game and that’s all I need… And this remote control. – The ashtray, the paddle game, and the remote control, and that’s all I need… And these matches. – The ashtray, and these matches, and the remote control, and the paddle ball… And this lamp. – The ashtray, this paddle game, and the remote control, and the lamp, and that’s all *I* need.”

  17. You’ve coined a new word. I’m defining “noology” (umlaut required over the second o) as “the study of saying no,” as in, “No, you stupid lying sack of shit, you are NOT black.”

  18. Dolezal is the perfect example of liberal psychosis. Instead of accepting who she is, she convinces herself that she is something else. Anyone who denies that is attacked as racist, etc.

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