If I self-identify as a negro, will my dick get bigger?
Will I start wanting free shit?
Will my pants droop below my ass?
Can I be an Affirmative Action Lawyer?
Will every one of my fuck-ups be whitey’s fault?
Can I drink Mad Dog 20/20 and watch TV all day AND still get paid?
No one can fire me for getting drunk on the job and falling asleep?
Can I get discount crack cocaine?
Can I mumble “yo, muthafucka, shit, dawg … f’shizzle …” and the media will hang onto every grunt and utterance?
Get my own show on CNN and MSLSD?
Come on black progs… Really? You can’t even run your own hate group without the white man doing it for you?
I just told my family (black, white) and we are all ROTFL!!!
Why yes, you’ll be able to do ALL those things, AND…become president of the USA, if you want, Tim!
It really is too damned funny, MJA. Guess BLM is going to need some attitude adjustment, in one form or another. Or a slap on the head might do it, to rearrange their few remaining brain cells.