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Born-Again Virgins

Whimn: Miranda Kerr and Ciara aren’t alone – here’s why more women are skipping sex, pre-marriage.

Virginity is such a loaded word. It either conjures up magical memories or, for many of us, the absolute horrors. According to Durex, the average age that women have intercourse in Australia is eighteen while 17.4-years-old for the guys. But imagine if you could take your virginity back and give it to the man you were going to marry? Would you?

We’re not talking surgical reconstruction of the hymen here. Becoming a born again virgin isn’t a physical concept, it’s more a conscious decision to abstain from sex until you’re married. Essentially, it’s free virginity pass, even if you’ve already done the deed a plenty, or in Kerr’s case, had a child.

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16 Comments on Born-Again Virgins

  1. So… After her time as a bus stop whore, exploring her life options, the guy who agrees to give her half his stuff, after she’s explored this life option, gets to wait until after spending the money “for the starter house” on her wedding, to find out what he’s not in for? Isn’t there some law, somewhere, about molesting the profoundly retarded?

  2. Hypothetically speaking, if a father of 10 kids decides to become a woman and has his dick cut off and replaced with a man-made vagina is he/she considered to be a virgin?

  3. I suppose it’s a side effect of my age related decreasing testosterone that I don’t dwell on sex much these days. Which one side effect is thinking a bit more.

    Now I think I realize what the term “Fuck Head” actually means.

    It’s people still of breeder age that think about fucking all the time. They write articles about it, screenplays for TV and movies that have a lot of that included. These days they make sure the queers are included so they can see their idealized sex lives up there with everybody else.

    There are online polls and quizzes to check your jizz’es and compare them to everybody else.

    Everybody I meet today if they’re under forty I figure just came from some athletic intimate clinch that occurred in the last two minutes, perhaps in the car, room, or aircraft they just emerged from. That would explain why most of them can’t form nor express coherent thoughts. They still have fuck on the head. Or are about to. Or are planning the next one.

    Perhaps with a virgin. Let me think about that!

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