Chastain is a women’s soccer star, famous for tearing off her jersey after winning the World Cup by scoring the final penalty kick. And the person who made her H.O.F. plaque will be famous for entirely different reasons.
This rivals the Lucille Ball statue.
And the Jesus fresco.
Behold!!!! Brandi “Babe Ruth” Chastain!!
Holy shit, I could have done that good. Shit faced. Send me a check. She doesn’t deserve that shit.
What in the name of dog is that???? Either the artist is 3 years old, drunk or on drugs.
Check her pants, no bulges in her sports bra.
Was that a with and a without makeup?
Same level of talent as the 0bama’s official portrait artists.
Bronze is a hard medium. Or was it Bronze was medium hard?
Andy Rooney….
@ Dio
‘Do You Remember When…’
Rooney via Piscopo
I haven’t seen her in a few years, is that what she looks like now? And shouldn’t a bust of Brandi at least include her… bust?
isn’t that the guy that played the hobbit friend of Frodo in the Bored Of The Rings?
… he sure has let himself go …
Good point Molon. It’s not a total waste; they can recycle it as a bust of Sean Astin!
OK, guys, back me up here! The plaque is a dead ringer for Jonathan Winters’ Maude Frickert character!
Brad is correct. People’s faces can be laser scanned and a CNC machine or 3-D printer can zip out a perfect reproduction of the face. Who need a sculptor, even a good one.
I don’t see Brandi, I see Laurel.
Tony R
Yep. Lots of ball tracking and surfacing. A couple mouse button clicks and it’s on the machine. A perfect likeness. Right down to the zit on her chin.
Martin Sheen played soccer?
https://www.thespec.com/whatson-story/2548862-comedic-inspiration-jonathan-winters-dies/
Paulie Walnuts
That’s a bust of John Force, the drag racer.
https://www.good-guys.com/hotnews/drag-racing-legend-john-force-coming-goodguys-30th-west-coast-nationals/
Babe Ruth
Who did she piss off to deserve that?
Yeah Obama’s was pretty bad too. It didn’t even have a fly on his face.
Yep, Tom. I saw the Bambino, too.
I’m guessing those Kennedy teeth double as a bottle opener.
Looks like Stormy Daniel’s husband.
So…who’s the sculptor? Seems like a salient fact they’d want to include in this story. I mean, unless it’s been redacted by the DOJ.
HAHAHAHA! Oh dear.
ChiGuy! Tes! Maude Frickert!
*Yes
jeeze 😀