May 14, 2017
I’m an ice fanatic. This is heresy.
A frozen ice shit pickle would be far worse.
Cottage Cheese Gum
A frozen calf alfalfa shit pickle.
Howabout a schmuckles slurpy?
You’ve won a contest to provide the former
first Tranny a massage?
Okra gum would be all slimy and mucous like, yuck. And I do like cottage cheese but not in gum. My daughter hates it. And for Norwegians, lutefisk gum.
Remember Crystal Pepsi? UGH that shit was bad.
Howabout a whopper ice slurpy?
Hillary Body Oder gum
Howabout a huma hillary crotchsickle? Yeah baby!!!
Does it make you fart, too?
Arugula Life Savers
Anything that Andrew Zimmern of Bizarre Foods fame on the Food Channel eats. That guy will eat anything except for Spam, he hates Spam, go figure.
If I were a dog I wouldn’t eat Alpo, that stuff looks and smells like someone took a dump in the can.
Sounds like aversion therapy for chronic gum chewers who want to quit the habit…
Gum and Nuts. What a combo.
Gluten-free organic vegetarian pizza pops
Meow bar mix
Caramel squid on a stick
Oyster ice cream
My mother in law made a tuna quiche once, it went over like a lead balloon and was never served again. And Chicken Ala King looks like someone barfed on a plate.
Gravy Jolly ranchers
Bear flavored gummi bears
Lard Pops, a frozen treat
Rosie Odonnell Liposuction-Fat Gummies
Rosie Odonnell Vaginal Bloodfart Clot Ice-Gummies
It’s a chimera, well you know, because of the chewy nature.
Humanzee Obama Pitfunk Ice With Unwashed Taint-Queef Flavoring
Michelle Obama School Lunch frozen bread and hot dog bars
@Vermin Control, I think you need professional help.
I think I’m gonna be sick.
Salad içe cream or mustard gum
Isn’t Mexican pizza with refried beans and salsa on it from Papa Murphy’s bad enough?
before I discovered Gatorade, on a hot summer day after working hard on the farm, I’d drink ice cold dill pickle juice straight from the jar.
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