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Anheuser-Busch InBev is hoping a huge Bud Light ad campaign spent during this year’s Super Bowl will help lead to a great comeback after an organic boycott caused the beer to crater from its one-time spot as the top-selling beer in the country.
The company is set to sponsor two Bud Light ads, a 60-second ad, a 30-second ad, and a Michelob Ultra ad in hopes of reviving crashing sales, the Wall Street Journal reported. More
I haven’t watched a pro game since that nappy bastard started that kneeling shit in 2016. So the last Super Bowl I watched was 2015!
I told the NFL to get fucked! I’m not watching anymore pro football!
You can hear the toilet full of cash flushing from here. The more cash they waste, the sooner they will be bankrupt.
Marketing whores and their effing “brands”. I despise them. Yeah, those Bud Light dopes branded themselves allright, with a big bold QueerBud branded on their asses.
I especially look down on the ones in the pharma industry. Didja ever wonder how they come up with such goofy names for medicines and pills? There are so many of them, when I watch TV, which is rarely, I always see a new one. Like Zyphorin, or something like that. They like brand names starting with the letter Z, it seems.
I think marketers are mostly stupidos and failed used-car salesmen types who came out of business schools with less than stellar grades. Marketing was a way to make a fortune from the gullible masses.
But whatever, I have some suggestions for new pharma brands:
Zyclon
Zadorapia
Zyclopes
Zisstitsy
Zerdoffin
Zylophon
Zuesitso
Zammichin
Zorroman
Zassferin
Zoomammaryn
Zizzorum
Zitzitzam
I’m with Doc! I hear they played the B. N. A last year; and will do so again this year.
For me there is only 1 National anthem F.S. Keey’s! How can any America lover watch NFL/
Thanks DOC 57 years ago you saved my life. Were to not for your courage I would not e making some angry here now! As long as I live I will remember.
Good luck with that AB. Gillette went woke in 2019, and it is still hemorrhaging billions to this day. Maybe you can help Gillette out and buy enough razors for AB corporate to slit their wrists.
@Doc
Yessir. I’m not watching any sports at all although I’ll check the standings and scores occasionally.
They’re all effed and a waste of time. Olympic Games are maybe the worst. The athletes used to be amateurs, but now they get paid for playing their games. After the Olympics are over, most of the sports have no further economic impact till the next games, so the participants get paid by their governments, that is, they reach into our wallets and steal our money.
So, can anyone imagine a National Pole Vaulting League where players compete in front of thousands of screaming fans in huge stadiums? No, I can’t either.
The major sports leagues in this county have gone woke and/or get huge amounts of revenue by broadcasting games to China.
I am not watching the stupor bowl; I could care less anymore. The black national anthem has no place or right to be played after the Star-Spangled Banner ever. I don’t like Bud light and my daughter told me that Usher another low life black rapper is headlining the half time show. The NFL can go to hell as far as I am concerned. It’s almost baseball season and college basketball is in full swing, go Gonzaga Bulldogs who are having an off season but I’m still a Zags fan.
I’m with Doc also.
Black national anthem [disgrace to America], drinking a beer that’s made for queers. Thank you no…
You people are harsh and unforgiving.
That is why I like you so much.
When is the game and who’s playing.
Won’t be watching, but thought I’d ask.
What Doc said…
Was shopping in WM the other day; they had a huge stack of 12-packs of Budlight with 1 missing from the corner.
I’m thinking they deliberately did that to look like someone actually bought it here in red, red conservative town.
LOL.
I watched one Seattle vs Pittsburg. I don’t follow the game and was more or less a disinterested observer. Don’t know much about the game. What I took away is that Portland Wrestling doesn’t have anything on professional football when it comes to being staged.
It was fake as fake as the tranny Butt Wiper hired to rebrand their Butt Light.
And @Tim Buktu.
I couldn’t agree more.
I have been tempted to write all the drug names spewed at me daily and present it to my doctor. But he’s a good guy and I wouldn’t torture him with that.
Seems like just yesterday I wrote that the Puppy Bowl was more interesting to me.
And here we are.
The big news last week out of the NFL was not the KC Chiefs game itself, it was the three dumb shits who got high on some drug, went out to the host’s backyard and froze to death overnight. Now, if they had pickled their innards on whisky or vodka the alcohol may have saved them. So druggies, if ya wanna survive a Kansas winter in someone’s backyard, alcohol is the better choice by far.
Those three dumb turds: Dumb and Dumber and More Dumber.
Oooooh. Thanks for Gillette reminder. Forgot about those limp wristed commie c*cksuckers and their wokeism. Also, fire hydrants should have rainbow themed Bud Light wrappers so dogs can vote too.
Why doesn’t Colt .45 Malt Liquor and Night Train wine advertise during the stupid bowl?
I used a Gillette razor for years. When they came out with their woke ad I shit-canned the the razor and all the refills and went to an off brand. Never went back. Never will. I don’t support stupidity and Political Correctness… but I repeat myself.
Ya know, advertising is effective, but it’s one thing to associate your product with the mainstream. It’s quite another to intentionally align your company with a tiny percentage of mentally ill freaks and I really don’t think most rational people like to be bamboozled. I didn’t drink Bud light before, but now it’s nothing but Queer Beer in my mind and will always be.
One of those malt liquors, maybe Colt 45, used to have billboards plastered all over LA with the tag line “Bad Dude’s Brew” alongside a photo of a black guy. Marketing sluts penned that slogan for profits.
To whites uninitiated in black slang, bad means rotten, no good, avoid it, get away, etc. Someone pointed out to me that “bad” in African-American patois means good, awe-inspiring, the best, etc.
It seems that sometimes we’re talking past each other. I blame it on white leftist communist radicals who energized black hatred of whites during the 1950’s and 1960’s.