WFB:
Pete Buttigieg’s days as a bike share customer may have come to an end. The transportation secretary purchased his very own bicycle last week in the parking lot of a Pizza Hut in Washington, D.C.
Regrettably, the failed candidate’s fondness for self-propelled transportation was overshadowed by his lust for environmental violence. According to an account of the transaction posted on social media, Buttigieg arrived at the Pizza Hut in a convoy of at least four government SUVs spewing deadly carbon dioxide into the atmosphere. read more
And I’ll be darned! He looks like less of a sissy than Obama on a bicycle. Dork is a step up from sissy right?
It’s got one of those “special” seats.
@Lt. You mean one of those with the “appendage” sticking vertically out of it?
Imagine, if you will, a group of people that are so utterly disgusting….
….that they have to make laws making it illegal to hate them.
Canadian Politician Jack Layton used to get driven by a government a vehicle to around the corner of Parliament where he would hop on his Bicycle and arrive for the photos ops etc.
He did it many times and lived in a government assisted complex.
FFS, he bought a bike from a Pizza Hut parking lot? Who does that?
Oh, well, he is little and gay, so I guess it is business as usual to carry out transactions on the downlow.
Bi-sexcicle.
Want to bet that he is expensing it and not paying out of pocket?
It’s the socialist way.
A tandem bike would seem like the obvious choice.
Maybe Chasten can explain.
@Gonad – that is so perfect. And applicable to every single special-interest group under the sun.
I get showing up in a vehicle, possible that he wouldn’t have everything he needed to hop on and ride it home. But my other thought was ‘If John Kerry had a son…’
Bet it was an IT bike.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGKR1Z1lRik
Well… Where is Chastens’ Asshole’s Comment? I mean this post is right in his wheelhouse. Hell it could almost be acceptable in this thread instead of soiling other posts… *shrug*
He’ll ship the seat off to Jackass Joe to sniff for a few weeks who will then send it on to Barney Frank…
Let me guess … he bought Obola’s old bicycle?
ID’d it be sniffing the seat?
“Hmmm … a complex aroma of feces, Erdogan’s jizz, Preparation H, Reggie’s spit, Valerie Jarrett’s foot, and Moose’s fist.”
izlamo delenda est …
https://youtu.be/t10uxYKCdEA
@Ted
Chasten’s too busy to comment – he’s down at the border welcoming the invaders with open legs.
…ai Senor…you can fock my ass, OK?
Are we sure it wasn’t a drug deal?
Does he have one of the South Park ITs https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=fGKR1Z1lRik
That little cock sucker makes me sick.
@LuvntheBIGsites
Chasten is unpre-dick-table and a bit cheeky. You never know when he is coming out of the closet for a comment.
What I liked about all of this is Lying Joe claiming ad nauseam, that he isn’t raising taxes on anyone who makes under $400k a year.
In a month and a half, here is Peter Puffer saying he wants to have the federal gas tax match to inflation from 1993.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-02-26/buttigieg-says-gas-tax-hike-would-violate-biden-campaign-pledge
Who wants $10-15 a gallon gas? Anyone who makes under $400k?
Don’t be surprised when Petie tries to fuck you in the ass, Joe. It’s what he does.
I bet the first thing he did was remove the seat.
Buttgaggle:
I ride my bike, I roller thkate, don’t drive no car
Don’t go too fath but I go pretty far
For thombody who don’t drive, I been all around the world
Some people thay, I done all right for a girl
Surprised the bicycle did not have training wheels!